Name: 馬杜羅跳舞惹怒川普，導致他攻擊委內瑞拉？石油戰爭又要開打了？！ (Did Maduro's Dancing Prompt Trump To Attack Venezuela? | No Regime Change | Another War For Oil)
Uploaded: 2026-01-06T16:57:39.000Z
Duration: 12 min 30 s

我是你們的主持人，Stephen Colbert。

Ladies and gentlemen, first of all, first of all, my friends, my friends, Happy New Year 2026.

各位觀眾，首先，首先，我的朋友們，新年快樂 2026！

2026 started with a bang and a boom because on it started the night of the 2nd, right on the night of January 2nd before Anderson and had time to sober up.

2026 以一聲巨響展開，因為在 1 月 2 日的晚上，就在安德森還有時間清醒過來之前。

An astonishing move by President Donald Trump.

川普總統採取了一個令人震驚的行動。

A surprise attack on Venezuela where the country saw elite U.S.

一場突襲委內瑞拉的行動，該國看到了美國精銳部隊。

forces capture the Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and his wife in a brazen large scale strike.

在一次大膽的大規模襲擊中逮捕了委內瑞拉總統尼古拉斯·馬杜羅和他的妻子。

Overnight, the massive assault inside Venezuela.

隔夜，委內瑞拉境內發生了大規模襲擊。

New images of US forces attacking, explosions lighting up the night sky.

美軍發動攻擊的新畫面，爆炸照亮了夜空。

That country's leader Nicolas Maduro captured by US Forces.

美軍逮捕了該國領導人尼古拉斯·馬杜羅。

那些艾普斯坦檔案一定很勁爆。

我的意思是，轟炸什麼的，隨便轟炸。

This operation, launched just two days into the New Year, came as a shock, especially since, and

這項行動在新年剛開始的兩天內就發動了，令人震驚，尤其是因為，而且

this is true, Trump's New Year's resolution was peace on Earth.

這是真的，川普總統的新年願望是世界和平。

Well, that didn't last long and as a result, neither did my resolution to switch to clear liquor.

嗯，這下沒多久就結束了，結果我的改喝透明酒的願望也沒了。

Oh, I forgot, I forgot that's not a prop.

喔，我忘了，我忘了那不是道具。

Friday Evening, quarter past zero, dark midnight, US armed forces launched a kinetic sortie of 150 aircraft against Venezuelan military targets and then landed forces to capture Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro and his wife Celia Flores, in what Pete Hegsest Department of Defense called Operation Absolute Resolve, which I believe for Hegseth is two parts absolute, one part resolve.

週五晚上，過了零點一刻，午夜時分，美軍出動了 150 架飛機對委內瑞拉軍事目標發動了一次實質性突襲，然後登陸部隊逮捕了委內瑞拉獨裁者尼古拉斯·馬杜羅和他的妻子，國防部稱這次行動為「絕對決心行動」，我認為對 Hegseth 來說，這是一半的絕對，一半的決心。

Gets those tough stains out of your liver.

Now, for the record, Maduro is not a good guy.

He and his wife were charged with drug trafficking and narco terrorism, which lately has been a fast track to a pardon.

他和他的妻子被控販毒和毒梟恐怖主義，這最近成了快速獲得赦免的途徑。

But after the capture, Trump shared this striking image of Maduro almost to the United States.

但在被捕後，川普分享了這張馬杜羅近乎被帶到美國的令人震驚的畫面。

He is a ruthless dictator and they still gave him a full bottle of water.

他是個殘酷的獨裁者，他們還給了他一整瓶水。

And yet I always get the little plastic cup.

然而我總是拿到那個小塑膠杯。

Maduro and his wife have been sent to a detention center in Brooklyn that has been described as inhumane and hell on earth.

馬杜羅和他的妻子被送往布魯克林的拘留中心，那裡被形容為不人道且如同地獄。

To which New Yorker said, okay, but is it walkable to a train?

紐約客對此表示，好吧，但離火車近嗎？

Because if so, we should at least go see it, you know, new wallpaper.

因為如果近的話，我們至少應該去看看，你知道的，新壁紙。

For months, the US has been threatening Venezuela.

幾個月來，美國一直在威脅委內瑞拉。

So why suddenly decide to snatch their president in what appears to be a violation of United States and international law?

那麼為什麼突然決定在明顯違反美國和國際法的行為中，將他們的總統逮捕？

Well, in an international military conflict of this kind, there are many factors to consider.

嗯，在這種國際軍事衝突中，有很多因素需要考慮。

But reportedly the last straw was Maduro's regular public dancing okay, That's a new one.

但據報導，壓垮駱駝的最後一根稻草是馬杜羅經常公開跳舞，好吧，這倒是新的。

Let's take a look at the booty shake that launched a thousand ships.

讓我們來看看那個引發千帆的臀部搖擺。

Okay, let this be a warning to every uncle at a wedding.

好的，這就給各位叔叔伯伯們一個警惕。

This isn't the first time the US has taken military action because of bad dancing.

這不是美國第一次因為跳舞跳不好而採取軍事行動。

But before Trump addressed the American people about the strike, he informed the nation's highest constitutional officers, Fox and Friends weekend.

但在川普向美國人民宣佈這次襲擊之前，他先通知了國家最高憲法官員，也就是 Fox and Friends weekend。

Yvonne, if you would have seen what happened.

Yvonne，如果你看到當時發生的事。

I mean, I watched it literally like I was watching a television show.

我是說，我看得就像在看電視節目一樣。

And if you would have seen the speed, the violence.

而且如果你看到那速度，那種暴力。

You know, they say that the speed, the violence.

你知道，他們說那種速度、那種暴力。

Which is what your mom says when she can't remember.

這就像你媽媽記不住東西時會說的話。

Bill，我們有看那部電影，對吧？

We watched the movie you wanted us to watch, kids.

我們看了你們希望我們看的電影，孩子們。

We watched that movie, the speed and the violence last night.

我們昨晚看了那部電影，那種速度和暴力。

Then we watched Hobbs and Shawshank starring.

然後我們看了《哈博與蕭：雙雄聯手》主演。

We have a photo of Trump watching the action go down in a Mar a Lago ballroom.

我們有川普在海湖莊園宴會廳看著事態發展的照片。

Apparently, they threw up some pipe and drape because they were sharing the space with caterers for the Myerson wedding.

顯然，他們搭了些管狀和布幔，因為他們和梅爾森婚禮的餐飲人員共用空間。

In the background of that photo is a Twitter search for Venezuela.

照片背景是推特上搜尋委內瑞拉的畫面。

Conveying the realities of war has always been best achieved on social media.

傳達戰爭的現實，總是在社群媒體上做得最好。

As Oppenheimer famously said, I have become death link in bio.

正如歐本海默所說，我已成為死神，連結在個人簡介裡。

The overnight boom booms must have been a lot for all Puddin pants, because when Trump finally held a press conference to announce the strikes, he took a little snooze behind General Dan Kaine.

隔夜的轟炸行動一定讓所有「布丁褲」們很難受，因為當川普終於召開記者會宣佈襲擊時，他在丹·凱恩將軍身後小睡了一下。

But clearly Trump's healthy as a horse because they also sleep standing up.

但川普顯然健康得像匹馬，因為他們站著也能睡。

So now that the president of Venezuela has been renditioned to the Gowanus Expressway, everyone's got one question.

所以現在委內瑞拉總統被送到了戈瓦努斯高速公路上，每個人都只有一個問題。

chances are it's going to come down to either Paramount or Netflix.

很有可能最後會是 Paramount 或 Netflix 贏。

We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a Safe, proper and judicious transition.

我們會管理這個國家，直到我們可以進行一個安全、適當且明智的過渡。

Evidently, when he says America first, he means alphabetically.

顯然，他說 America first，他的意思是照字母順序。

Many had thought the country would be now led by opposition leader and Nobel Prize winner Maria Karina Machado.

許多人曾以為這個國家現在會由反對派領袖、諾貝爾獎得主瑪麗亞·卡里納·馬查多領導。

But Trump refused to back Machado, which sources close to the White House said stemmed from her decision to accept the Nobel Peace Prize, claiming that if she had turned it down and said, I can't accept it because it's Donald Trump's, she'd be the president of Venezuela today.

但川普拒絕支持馬查多，白宮消息人士稱，這是因為她決定接受諾貝爾和平獎，聲稱如果她拒絕並說「我不能接受，因為是唐納·川普給的」，她今天就會是委內瑞拉總統。

不，不，不，別擔心，馬查多女士。

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