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Duration: 5 min 55 s

Now, folks, tonight, just a few moments, we have two extraordinary guests.

各位，今晚，幾分鐘後，我們有兩位特別的嘉賓。

We have Mr. Ethan Hawke will be out here in just a moment.

Ethan Hawke 先生幾分鐘後就會過來。

And she writes about many times about Russia, but also all international affairs for Puck.

她寫過很多關於俄羅斯，以及 Puck 上的所有國際事務。

Julia Yaffe will be out here to talk about this whole Venezuela situation.

Julia Yaffe 會過來聊聊整個委內瑞拉的狀況。

It's the most fun way to learn absolutely every detail about someone's divorce.

這是瞭解某人離婚細節最有趣的方式了。

And lately, one of the biggest trends in music is a list artists appearing in commercials.

而且最近音樂界一個很大的趨勢，就是歌手們出現在廣告裡。

I'm talking Sabrina Carpenter for Johnnie Walker, Miley Cyrus for Maybelline, even Post Malone stripped down to his underwear for skims.

我說的是 Sabrina Carpenter 為 Johnnie Walker 代言，Miley Cyrus 為 Maybelline 代言，甚至 Post Malone 脫到只剩內褲為 Skims 拍廣告。

We have some talented musicians right over there.

我們這邊有很有才華的音樂人。

I'm just wondering, do you guys ever get asked to do commercials?

我只是好奇，你們有沒有被邀請拍過廣告？

I actually just shot an ad for a new tech company for a new tech company.

我其實最近剛拍了一個新科技公司的廣告，一個新科技公司的廣告。

It's hard to explain, but I can show you the ad.

很難解釋，但我可以給你看廣告。

That's not really appropriate during the show, but I'd love to see it afterwards.

節目中不太適合，但我之後很想看。

I got something after, so let's roll it now.

我後面有東西，那我們現在就來播吧。

They answer the question, what if your parents somehow had parents?

他們回答了這個問題，如果你的父母不知怎麼地有父母呢？

但有一個問題我們永遠無法回答。

How come everybody calls their grandparents by different names?

為什麼大家稱呼祖父母的名字都不一樣？

Wait, what do you call your Nana and your Daddy Pop?

等等，你怎麼稱呼你的 Nana 和 Daddy Pop？

No one can possibly keep track of all the weird names people use for their grandparents.

沒人能記住大家對祖父母的各種奇怪稱呼。

Until now, thanks to Louis Fouche's Grandparent Nickname Database, the app that tracks and translates grandparent names.

直到現在，多虧了 Louis Fouche 的祖父母暱稱資料庫，這個追蹤和翻譯祖父母名字的 app。

And then yesterday I was visiting my popsy and Gigi.

然後昨天我去拜訪我的 popsy 和 Gigi。

Enter them in the app and translate them to the ones you use.

在 app 中輸入它們，然後翻譯成你使用的稱呼。

哦，你是說你的 Bim Bim 和 Grandcha？

And you mean your Hong Kong and Lasagna Jo.

所以你是說你的 Hong Kong 和 Lasagna Jo。

Just pay the $50 monthly fee and send your grandparents a link to enter their preferred name.

只要付每個月 50 美元的費用，然後把連結傳給你的祖父母，讓他們輸入他們喜歡的名字。

Then wait for them to do it wrong and call you for tech support.

然後等他們輸入錯誤，打電話給你尋求技術支援。

It says you want me to call you N, asterisk, lowercase q, exclamation point.

上面寫著你希望我叫你 N，星號，小寫 q，驚嘆號。

Then you can just call them whatever you like because.

那樣你就可以隨便叫他們了，因為。

Anyway, I'm gonna keep calling you Papa Peepee because you peed on me when you were a baby.

反正，我還是會繼續叫你 Papa Peepee，因為你小時候尿在我身上過。

Louis Fouchier's grandparent nickname database from the makers of Gramophone, the phone that randomly connects two grandmas.

Gramophone 的創作者 Louis Fouchier 的祖父母暱稱資料庫，Gramophone 是那款隨機連接兩位奶奶的手機。

你想聽聽關於我祖父母的事嗎？

我覺得你是一位非常有才華的音樂家。

嘿，Stephen，我也有一個商業廣告。

But we sell ad time during the commercial breaks, you know, to pay for everything.

但我們會在商業休息時間賣廣告時段，你知道的，來支付所有費用。

So we can't just play commercials during the show.

所以我們不能在節目中隨便播放商業廣告。

But guess where all the dirt and grime ends up?

但猜猜所有髒汙和汙垢最後都去哪裡了？

Did you know the average person washes their towels zero times a month?

你知道嗎？一般人一個月洗零次毛巾。

Introducing Endea Owens Flushable Towels.

隆重介紹 Endea Owens 可沖式毛巾。

Our towels are made out of 100% towel that you flush down the toilet.

我們的毛巾完全由毛巾製成，你可以直接沖進馬桶。

They're also perfect for cleaning up a big mess.

Like, say you get a bunch of red liquid on the floor, let's call it tomato sauce, and

像是，假設你把一大堆紅色液體弄到地上，我們就稱它為番茄醬，然後

you have to clean it up without leaving any evidence.

你必須在不留下任何證據的情況下清理乾淨。

Buy now and I'll give you the phone number for my completely unrelated plumbing business and Dia Owens Flushable Towels.

現在就買，我會給你我完全不相關的水管維修生意和 Dia Owens 可沖式毛巾的電話號碼。

Why use the towel once you have soiled it?

毛巾髒了之後，為什麼還要用一次？

We can't just show commercials during the show.

It defeats the whole point of having commercials.

And as band leader, I take full responsibility.

身為樂團領隊，我會負起全部責任。

I'll be calling a full band meeting to make sure this never happens again.

我會召開全體樂團會議，確保這種事不再發生。

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