You want more proof? I haven't done the pillar of salt thing in a while.

That's all right. I believe you. I just... I don't understand why you chose me.

You want to change the world, son.

So do I.

What? Well, why an ark? I mean, that's like flood territory.

You wouldn't do that again. You wouldn't do that. Would you do that?

Let's just say that whatever I do,

I do because I love you.

Well, then you have to understand that this whole building-an-ark thing

is really not part of my plans here.

I need to settle into my house. I need to make a good impression at work.

What?

Your plans. That's just...

What are you talking...

We're talking about an ark, right? I mean, an ark?

An ark is huge! I don't even know where I would begin!

Well, I hear that a lot.

People want to change the world, don't know how to begin.

You want to know how to change the world, son?

One act of random kindness at a time.

Build the ark.

I'll tell you what. You build it, I'll fill it.

And if anybody asks, tell them a flood's coming.

Oh, and you might need this.

Well, okay. Okay, so what do I do? I grab the wood and...

Well, okay.

You know, that's just cruel.

Do you see him?

I don't see him.

"Building an Ark the Old-Fashioned Way."

"God is the creator of the Heavens and the Earth.

"He lives in all things and has over six billion seven hundred million children."