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  • Hello Internet!

  • You know I love me some voting videos.

  • These, however, are mostly about how

  • organizations can improve their elections.

  • But normal people need better voting too.

  • Say a group of you are trying to decide

  • what to have for dinner.

  • There are three options:

  • Steak Shack - All meat all the time

  • Veggie Villa - Hope you like lettuce

  • and Burger Barn - Every burger ever.

  • (Including the ones made from not-meat?)

  • Just asking people to pick their favorites

  • as normal results in three starved carnivores.

  • Now you could use one of these

  • better methods I've talked about before.

  • But seriously, who wants to break out

  • the pens and paper and nerd

  • to crank the algorithm for a question

  • that should be answered in under 30 seconds?

  • No one. So here the fastest way to vote

  • in a group with none of that stuff required.

  • Don't blink or you'll miss it.

  • Hands up if you're good with Steak Shack,

  • Hands up if you're good with Burger Barn,

  • Hands up if you're good with Veggie Villa.

  • Boom

  • Election over.

  • Burger Barn domination.

  • This time, everybody gets to live.

  • The difference? Letting people vote

  • more than once.

  • If you're in a group and picking

  • from several options quickly,

  • then this is the way to go.

  • It's world-changingly great at stopping

  • arguments like, for example,

  • in a classroom.

  • Hey kids! We're gonna watch a movie today!

  • Because, I just can't, anymore...

  • So let's go:

  • Hands up for Terminator 2

  • Hands up for Spirited Away.

  • Hands up for WALL-E.

  • Done. WALL-E it is.

  • Lazy Bonus! If you're in charge of the vote,

  • no need to keep an eye out

  • for those aspiring dictators who

  • subvert democracy by voting more than once.

  • Voting more than once

  • is the whole point.

  • So, next time you're in a group

  • trying to decide,

  • don't just ask for the favorite,

  • ask for all the OKs.

  • Best way to decide quickly,

  • no pen or paper or nerd required.

Hello Internet!

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