Then we're gonna have to save terrance and phillip ourselves. What ? What ?

What would brian boitano do ?

He'd figure out a way to rescue terrance and phillip before they're executed.

We can't do anything. Our moms' organization is too strong.

Then we'll round up all the grounded kids in town and start our own organization...

♪ to help save terrance and phillip.

♪ hey, yeah ! Our own secret club !

♪ I guess that could work. We have to try.

♪ what would brian boitano do ♪

♪ if he was here right now ♪

♪ he'd make a plan and he'd follow through ♪

♪ that's what brian boitano'd do ♪

♪ when brian boitano was in the olympics ♪

♪ skating for the gold ♪

♪ he did two salchows and a triple lutz ♪

♪ while wearing a blindfold ♪

♪ when brian boitano was in the alps ♪

♪ fighting grizzly bears ♪

♪ he used his magical fire breath ♪

♪ and saved the maidens fair ♪

♪ so what would brian boitano do ♪

♪ if he were here today ♪

♪ I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two ♪

♪ that's what brian boitano'd do ♪

♪ I want this v-chip out of me ♪

♪ it has stunted my vocabulary ♪

♪ and I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone ♪

♪ for wendy I'll be an activist too ♪

♪ 'cause that what brian boitano would do ♪

♪ and what would brian boitano do ♪

♪ he'd call all the kids in town ♪

♪ and tell them to unite for truth ♪

♪ that's what brian boitano'd do ♪

Did someone say my name ? Who are you ?

I'm brian dennehy. What ?

No, not fuckin' brian dennehy !

Get the fuck outta here.

Oh. Bye.

♪ when brian boitano traveled through time to the year 3010 ♪

♪ he fought the evil robot king ♪

♪ and saved the human race again ♪

♪ and when brian boitano built the pyramids he beat up kublai khan ♪

♪ 'cause brian boitano doesn't take shit ♪

♪ from anybody ♪

♪ so let's call all the kids together ♪

♪ and unite to stop our moms ♪

♪ and we'll save terrance and phillip too ♪

♪ 'cause that's what brian boitano'd do ♪

♪ and we'll save terrance and phillip too ♪

♪ 'cause that's what brian boitano'd do ♪

♪ 'cause that's what brian boitano'd do ♪