- Well, I definitely want to stay in California,

我當然希望能待在加州

and my first choice school would be Stanford.

我第一志願是史丹佛

USC is way up on there too!

南加大也是我前幾志願

- What are you going to do after college?

大學畢業後想做什麼呢

- (sighs) I have no idea.

哎，我也不知道

- High School You

高中的你

- College You

大學的你

- High School You vs. College You

高中的你 vs. 大學的你

- High School Punctuality.

準時（高中）

- Oh no! I can't be late again or I'll get detention!

完了，我再遲到就要留校了！

What time it is?

現在幾點！？

- It's 7:58. You've got a couple minutes.

已經七點五十八了，你還有幾分鐘

- (sighs) Thank God!

謝天謝地

- College Punctuality.

準時（大學）

- It is 12:30, sir! You are late!

已經十二點半了先生，你遲到了！

- (laughs) This course is an elective.

呵，這是選修課誒

- High School Angst.

焦慮（高中）

- Everyone else here is so stupid.

大家都好笨喔

God, I can't wait to get out of this school.

天啊，我迫不及待逃離這裡

- College Angst.

焦慮（大學）

- (sighs) Everyone else here is so smart.

大家這裡都好聰明喔

Asian excellence means nothing in college.

亞洲在大學沒有比較吃香了

- High School Crushes.

暗戀（高中）

- (sighs) I love you.

我愛你

- College Crushes.

暗戀（大學）

- Hey, Allison!

喂，Allison

- Oh hi!

哈囉

- How's it going?

最近怎麼樣

- High School Drinking.

喝酒（高中）

- Guys, got this from my older brother.

大家，這是我哥給我的

- College Drinking.

喝酒（大學）

- Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Whoa!

乾了乾了乾了！

- Get wasted!

喝個爛醉吧！

- High School Meals.

吃飯（高中）

- Are you going to eat all of this for lunch?

你中午要吃這麼多喔

- Yeah, my mom made it.

對啊，我媽媽煮的

- College Meals.

吃飯（大學）

- Is that all you're going to eat for lunch today?

你中午只吃這樣喔？

- Yeah, it was like ten cents.

對啊，才10分錢誒

- High School Parents.

家長（高中）

- You can't tell me what to do.

你管不了我！

No, you shut up! Okay, whatever. Bye!

你才閉嘴啦，隨便啦，掰

- Who are you talking to?

你在跟誰講電話啊？

- (sighs) My mom! She's the worst.

我媽啦，最難搞了

- College Parents.

家長（大學）

- Alright, I'll call you as much as I can.

好，我一定會盡量打給你

Okay, love you too. Bye!

我也愛你，掰掰

- Your mom sounds so cute.

你媽媽感覺很可愛誒

- I know. She's the best. I miss her so much.

對啊，我好想他喔

- High School Homework.

作業（高中）

- Hey, you want to get lunch?

嘿，要不要去吃午餐

- Do you not want me to get into a good school?

你是不想我上好大學喔

- College Homework.

作業（大學）

- Do you want to get lunch?

要去吃午餐嗎

- Umm, yeah, for sure!

好，當然

- High School Fitness.

體育（高中）

- (sighs) Screw gym class.

體育課去死啦

- College Fitness.

體育（大學）

- (sighs) Why is everyone here so hot?

哎 為什麼大家身材都那麼好啊

Jesus! Alright, I'm going to do some push-ups.

好啦我也來做些伏地挺身

- High School Friends.

好友（高中）

- You know, you are the only person that gets me.

你知道嗎，你大概是我唯一的知音了

- Awww, Eugene! Thanks! You're so sweet.

天啊 Eugene 太感人了吧

- College Friends.

朋友（大學）

- But it's required credit. We have to take it.

但那是必修課，我們一定得修

- I'll take it next semester.

下學期再修啦

- I know. But I feel like--

我知道，但就.....

- Post-College

大學畢業後

- Did you ever talk to Allison?

你有跟 Allison 講到話嗎

- Yeah, I finally talked to her.

有啊，終於

- You two are so embarrassing.

你們兩個丟臉喔

- Shut-up! You're like what? Almost thirty?

閉嘴啦，你都快 30 歲啦

- (chuckles) That's like ancient!

哈哈，也太老了吧

- I am not that old, excuse me.

不好意思喔，我可沒那麼老

Hello, respect your elders.

誒誒，尊重一下長輩好嗎

- Just ignore him.

不要理他啦

- Whoa! Listen to me.

天啊，（年輕的）我在說什麼啦

- God, I was suck a dick! And an ass!

天啊，我好王八喔

- They stand up that way.

你頭髮也抓得太高了

- No, my hair is not that tall.

我頭髮哪算高啦