- Well, I definitely want to stay in California,

and my first choice school would be Stanford.

USC is way up on there too!

- What are you going to do after college?

- (sighs) I have no idea.

- High School You

- College You

- High School You vs. College You

- High School Punctuality.

- Oh no! I can't be late again or I'll get detention!

What time it is?

- It's 7:58. You've got a couple minutes.

- (sighs) Thank God!

- College Punctuality.

- It is 12:30, sir! You are late!

- (laughs) This course is an elective.

- High School Angst.

- Everyone else here is so stupid.

God, I can't wait to get out of this school.

- College Angst.

- (sighs) Everyone else here is so smart.

Asian excellence means nothing in college.

- High School Crushes.

- (sighs) I love you.

- College Crushes.

- Hey, Allison!

- Oh hi!

- How's it going?

- High School Drinking.

- Guys, got this from my older brother.

- College Drinking.

- Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Whoa!

- Get wasted!

- High School Meals.

- Are you going to eat all of this for lunch?

- Yeah, my mom made it.

- College Meals.

- Is that all you're going to eat for lunch today?

- Yeah, it was like ten cents.

- High School Parents.

- You can't tell me what to do.

No, you shut up! Okay, whatever. Bye!

- Who are you talking to?

- (sighs) My mom! She's the worst.

- College Parents.

- Alright, I'll call you as much as I can.

Okay, love you too. Bye!

- Your mom sounds so cute.

- I know. She's the best. I miss her so much.

- High School Homework.

- Hey, you want to get lunch?

- Do you not want me to get into a good school?

- College Homework.

- Do you want to get lunch?

- Umm, yeah, for sure!

- High School Fitness.

- (sighs) Screw gym class.

- College Fitness.

- (sighs) Why is everyone here so hot?

Jesus! Alright, I'm going to do some push-ups.

- High School Friends.

- You know, you are the only person that gets me.

- Awww, Eugene! Thanks! You're so sweet.

- College Friends.

- But it's required credit. We have to take it.

- I'll take it next semester.

- I know. But I feel like--

- Post-College

- Did you ever talk to Allison?

- Yeah, I finally talked to her.

- You two are so embarrassing.

- Shut-up! You're like what? Almost thirty?

- (chuckles) That's like ancient!

- I am not that old, excuse me.

Hello, respect your elders.

- Just ignore him.

- Whoa! Listen to me.

- God, I was suck a dick! And an ass!

- They stand up that way.

- No, my hair is not that tall.