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  • This is Mike Mozart Back again bringing you the coolest products of yesterday and today

  • oh, and today I'm bringing you something special. Um..from the same people that brought us the

  • Amazing Dora the Explorer Aquapet..um..Viacom / Nickelodeon Licensing

  • I bring you the Musical Spongebob

  • Digital Thermometer! Oral, Underarm or Rectal Use

  • No Kidding! Can You Imagine they Put this

  • Long Yellow Appendage uh....protruding from SpongeBob's Pants?

  • To Do the Deed! Oh Let's

  • not Forget He's Musical!

  • Are You Ready to Put this in your Bikini Bottom? Ay Ay Captain!

  • I Can't Hear You? Ay Ay Captain! Ohhhhhhh

  • Who Takes Your Temperature up in your tush?

  • SpongeBob Squarepants! Just Bend over Matey

  • And give it a PUSH! SpongeBob Squatepants!

  • Hee Hee Hee........ He Gives....

  • He Gives Oral or Rectal Whichever you wish!

  • SpongeBob SquarePants! Hee Hee

  • He Plays Music Inside You Just give him a squish

  • Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

  • SpongeBob SquarePants!! Oh My...

  • Gosh! Who Thought this was a Good Idea?

  • I Mean Really! Doesn't This Classify as maybe being one of the ten worst...

  • Products of the Decade? They Recommend that You use KY Jelly rather than vaseline

  • for easy insertion, Umm....but ...Hey..

  • If this is appropriate they may as well make some Scooby Lube. ( Pun of USA Animated Cartoon Called Scooby Doo).

  • And..Please Put in the comments section anything else funny that you can think of to say about..Umm....

  • SpongeBob Rectal Thermometer. And Which of these two do you think is the worst

  • Toy of the Decade? Do you think was the SpongeBob Rectal Insertable Thermometer?

  • That Sings while..and SMILES while he is shoved in there? Or do you think it was..

  • The Dora the Explorer Uh .. .Ummm .. Aquapet which I also reviewed .. uh .. please put that in the comments section.

  • Which Do you think is the worst toy of the decade? Maybe I Should

  • Review the Dora the Explorer Version of this! I think I could do a really probing

  • story of that one too! Is there any deep dark cave

  • that Dora the Explorer isn't afraid of exploring? Ohhhhhh...

  • If you liked my review of the Spongebob Rectal Thermometer, Please give me Five Stars

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This is Mike Mozart Back again bringing you the coolest products of yesterday and today

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