I checked out all your Spotify recommendations

我查看你所有Spotify（音樂串流平台）的推薦

I followed you on Twitter and Instagram too

我追蹤你的Twitter和Instagram

Is there anywhere else I can find you....

還有哪些地方讓我可以找到你的蹤跡

Every 15 minutes

每隔15分鐘

I'm refreshing your page

我就會刷新你的動態

Refreshing your page.....

刷新你的動態

Refreshing your page.....

刷新你的動態

Every 15 minutes

每隔15分鐘

I'm refreshing your page.....

我就會刷新你的動態

Refreshing your page.....

刷新你的動態

Refreshing your page.....

刷新你的動態

It was love at first sight except you tried to ignore me

我對你一見鍾情，但你似乎想隔我於千里之外

You were playin' hard to get

你欲擒故縱讓我難以捉摸

Now I want to be your girlfriend

現在我想當你的女朋友

But now you can't ignore me

但你無法再忽視我了

'Cuz I found you on the internet

因為我在網路上找到你的蹤跡

Now I always know who you're with

現在我能隨時知道你正和誰在一起、

Where you are, and what you're doing

正在哪、正在做什麼

I just wish it was me that you were pursuing

我真希望自己就是你正在追求的女孩

The funny thing is you haven't got a clue

好笑的是你從來都不知曉

That i've got a crush on you

我正迷戀著你

I get notified you've posted on Facebook

我的通知顯示你在Facebook上有則新貼文

Sure enough, there's a new photo on your wall

果然，你的動態上出現一張新照片

Within a few minutes, I see some blonde chick liked it

在幾分鐘之內，我看到有個金髮妞按讚

I bet that she's your late night booty call

我猜她是你深夜尋歡的對象

You send out a tweet that today was a great day

你發送一則tweet說「今天是個美好的一天」

But how it could be without me there

但沒有我的地方怎麼會美好

I bet it's because you're sleeping with that blonde chick on Facebook

我猜是因為你和Facebook上的那個金髮妞翻雲覆雨

The one with the bleached peroxide hair

那個頭髮像過度漂壞的金髮妞

Every 15 minutes

每隔15分鐘

I'm refreshing your page.....

我就會刷新你的動態

Refreshing your page.....

刷新你的動態

Refreshing your page.....

刷新你的動態

Every 15 minutes

每隔15分鐘

I'm refreshing your page.....

我就會刷新你的動態

Refreshing your page.....

刷新你的動態

Refreshing your page.....

刷新你的動態

It was love at first sight

我對你一見鍾情

But you tried to ignore me

但你似乎想隔我於千里之外

(Tried to ignore me, tried to ignore me)

（想隔我於千里之外，想隔我於千里之外）

So I found you online, and now you can't ignore me

所以我在網路上找到你的蹤跡，讓你無法再忽視我的存在

(You can't ignore me, you can't ignore me)

（你無法再忽視我，你無法再忽視我）

Now I always know who you're with, where you are and what you're doing

現在我能隨時知道你正和誰在一起、正在哪、正在做什麼

I just wish it was me that you were pursuing

我真希望自己就是你正在追求的女孩

And the funny thing is, you haven't got a clue

好笑的是你從來都不知曉

That I've got a crush you

我正迷戀著你

You'll never know the pain I feel

你永遠都不會理解我的痛苦

As I watch you from afar

當我只能在遠處企盼著你

I can't deny that my love is real

我無可否認我是真心的

I even know who your friends of friends of friends are...

我甚至知道你朋友的朋友的朋友是誰

I never knew how love could hurt

我從來都不知道愛情可以如此苦澀

Until I put you on my Google alert

直到我將你加在我的Google提醒

Every post, every tweet it's so hard to see

你的每一則貼文、每一則tweet都不難看出

That it's not about me, not about me...

都和我無關，和我無關

It was love at first sight

我對你一見鍾情

But you tried to ignore me

但你似乎想隔我於千里之外

Tried to ignore me, tried to ignore me

隔我於千里之外，隔我於千里之外

So I found you online, and now you can't ignore me

所以我在網路上找到你的蹤跡，讓你無法再忽視我的存在

You can't ignore me, you can't ignore me

無法再忽視我，無法再忽視我

I always know who you're with, where you are and what you're doing

我能隨時知道你正和誰在一起、正在哪、正在做什麼

I just wish it was me that you were pursuing

我真希望自己就是你正在追求的女孩

The funny thing is, you haven't got a clue

好笑的是你從來都不知曉

That I've got a crush on you

我正迷戀著你

Oh crap. You just blocked me

噢可惡，你剛封鎖我

From viewing your Facebook

讓我沒辦法再追蹤你的Facebook

Crap, you just blocked me from your Twitter too

可惡，你在Twitter也封鎖我

You sent me an email to leave you alone

你寄送一封email要我別再靠近你

But guess what, I still like you.

但你猜怎麼了，我還是喜歡你

I promise Chester only broke two…three bones, three bones and then making out this video. He is fine, all as well.

我保證Chester（片中男主角）只斷了兩…三根骨頭。他犧牲三根骨頭成就了這部影片。他沒事，一切都好

If you guys like the song, you can get it on iTunes. Support the artist, yeah, it’s over there in the left.

如果你們喜歡這首歌，你們可以在iTunes下載。 請多多支持這些創作者吧！左邊有他們的連結。大力感謝所有參與製作影片的人們

A huge thanks to everyone who worked on the video. Leo, our director, all of our stun guys, of course Chester, Rebecca, Matt and Betsy who are also Youtubers

大力感謝所有參與製作影片的人們！我們的導演Leo，以及所有了不起的夥伴：Chester、Rebecca、Matt、Betsy，他們都是Youtubers

And you can find them on the Sketchy Girlz channel. Check all those guys out, support them. And a huge thanks to Buzz Records for making this happen

你們可以在Sketchy Girlz 頻道找到他們，有空來看看、多多支持他們，還要感謝Buzz Records的協助讓影片得以完成

if you guys are interested getting a free signed copy of the song, All you have to do is let me know who your Internet crush is.

如果你們有興趣免費得到這首歌的簽名單曲，你們只要讓我知道，誰是你正迷戀的網路紅人

and I’m giving away 20 signed copies of the single. So that is pretty much it! I hope you guys enjoy the video and I’ll see you next Tuesday

然後我會送出20份簽名單曲。好差不多就這樣！希望你們很享受這部影片，我們下星期二再見囉

-All right... and action! -I got scared and that's #%*

-好囉...開拍！-我害怕了，這非常#%*