THAT TWINS HATE CERTAIN THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY TO YOU.

THERE--'CAUSE PEOPLE MUST SAY THE SAME THING ALL THE TIME.

WHICH IS WHAT?

- WELL, FOR US, I THINK IT'S MORE LIKE,

"ARE YOU MARY OR KATE?"

[laughter]

OR, "ARE YOU MARY KATE AND ASHLEY?"

- OH, WAIT-- "ARE YOU THE ASHLEY TWINS?"

- THEY'LL SAY THAT TO ONE OF YOU?

- YEAH, SO, YOU KNOW, "I'M ONE OF 'EM."

- YES, EXACTLY.

WOW. - YEAH.

- THAT'S A SHAME.

SO IS THE--THE REASON YOU DID TWO FRAGRANCES--

IS IT BECAUSE YOU EACH HAD A DIFFERENT THING IN MIND?

- IT KIND OF STARTED WITH THE PACKAGING.

SOMEONE, A PART OF SEPHORA, THEY SAID, YOU KNOW,

"WHY DON'T WE JUST DO ANOTHER FRAGRANCE?"

AND IT MADE SENSE BECAUSE OUR BRAND IS ABOUT DUALITY,

AND WE WANTED TO BE ABLE TO OFFER OPTIONS.

- SO ANYBODY COULD WEAR IT, REALLY.

- YES. - ONE'S MORE OF AN ORIENTAL--

- ONE'S MORE OF A SANDALWOOD-- - SANDALWOOD.

- ONE'S A--

- I CAN'T--

[audience screaming]

OH, YEAH, THAT'S VERY-- - IT'S DELICIOUS.

- VERY FEMININE.

[laughter]

- THAT SCARED ME. - WERE YOU SCARED?

- HAVEN'T BEEN ON TV FOR A LONG TIME.

[laughter]

- I WAS HOPING WHEN I LIFTED IT THAT IT WAS--

I REALLY DIDN'T KNOW.

ALL RIGHT, SO WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME,

AND I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THE PADDLES

AND YOU'RE GONNA SAY IF IT'S "ME" OR "HER."

- OKAY.

- AND I DON'T KNOW THE QUESTIONS EITHER,

SO WE'LL SEE IF THIS IS FUN OR NOT--WE'LL DECIDE.

ALL RIGHT, WHO IS THE MESSIEST?

[laughter]

WELL, SOMEONE HAS TO BE MESSIER.

- I ASKED FOR A "BOTH" PADDLE. - I KNOW.

- OH, YOU'RE BOTH--ALL RIGHT.

WHO WAS THE FIRST TO GET KISSED?

[laughter]

YOU MUST HAVE DISCUSSED THIS. - ME?

[laughter]

YOU'VE NEVER DISCUSSED THAT?

- I DON'T REMEMBER.

- NO.

- DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST KISS?

- UM-- - NO?

- SOMEBODY ASKED ME THAT THE OTHER DAY.

I WAS SO EMBARRASSED NOT TO, LIKE, HAVE SOME FABULOUS STORY.

- YEAH, IT PROBABLY WASN'T A GOOD KISS.

I MEAN, I WOULD THINK. WHO IS THE FUNNIEST?

WHO COULD SURVIVE IN "NAKED AND AFRAID"?

DO YOU KNOW THAT SHOW, "NAKED AND AFRAID"?

THEY DROP PEOPLE OFF NAKED, AND THEN THEY GET AFRAID.

[laughter]

- IS THAT REAL? - IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

AND THEY HAVE TO MAKE IT FOR 25 DAYS AND--

- WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS ON? - WHO WOULD SIGN UP FOR THAT?

- PEOPLE DO SIGN UP, AND PEOPLE WATCH IT TOO.

- WHAT'S THE REWARD? - I WANT TO SEE IMAGES OF THAT.

- THERE IS NO REWARD. THERE'S NO PRIZE.

THERE'S NO MONEY. THERE'S NO NOTHING.

THEY'RE JUST ON TV NAKED AND AFRAID.

- OH, MY GOD. - YOU WIN THIS ONE.

- I WOULD NEVER BE ON THAT.

WHO CAN TALK THEIR WAY OUT OF A PARKING TICKET?

WHO IS A BETTER DANCER?

[laughter]

WHO IS A BETTER SINGER?

- I DON'T THINK WE'RE VERY GOOD. - WE'RE BOTH BAD.

- NEITHER OF YOU ARE GOOD?

I ADMIRE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THEY CAN'T SING.

I WOULD--SOME PEOPLE DON'T KNOW, AND THEY SING.

ALL RIGHT, ELIZABETH AND JAMES NIRVANA BLACK AND NIRVANA WHITE

ARE AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY AT SEPHORA,

AND TODAY YOU'RE ALL GONNA GO HOME WITH A BOTTLE OF EACH,

I BELIEVE.

WE'LL BE BACK.

[cheers and applause]