Name: "Eye Of The Sparrow" — A Bad Lip Reading of the First 2012 Presidential Debate
Uploaded: 2012-12-20T16:56:51.000Z
Duration: 3 min 42 s

你知道嗎，現在的熱水澡很涼快

I mean, uh, I think "black" can be judged—

我的意思是，呃，我覺得"黑"可以判斷--。

夥計，我沒有噴氣式滑雪板... ...

Plus everyone can see that I'm not black.

另外大家可以看到，我'不是黑人。

我的意思是，這不是科學的東西!

But I mean, I do want you to support me and be my man…

但我的意思是，我希望你能支持我，做我的男人... ...

Ahmed, how did you know about whodunnit in the lounge?

艾哈邁德，你是怎麼知道休息室裡發生了什麼事？

Oh, you didn't! Oh, oh, well they started clapping

哦，你沒有！哦，哦，他們開始鼓掌

And then, and then when he died, they had him stuffed!

然後，然後當他死的時候，他們把他塞進了肚子裡!

那麼它'是作為一個嫉妒的女人。

In horrible weather, I sneeze and I just lose the puppets.

在可怕的天氣裡，我打噴嚏，我就會失去木偶。

I'm thinking, Governor Romney won't do that, ok?

我'在想，羅姆尼州長不會這麼做的，好嗎？

With a big, spunky, Irish Labradoodle puppy.

帶著一隻又大又活潑的愛爾蘭拉布拉多犬。

'Cause I've got funny radiation coming up on my desk and it's too much

因為我的桌子上有奇怪的輻射，它太多了。

啊，來吧，我'不是機器人，好吧。

Then I could go higher, and you could rotate my arm 

然後我就可以走得更高，你就可以轉動我的手臂了

Now Matt, shush, because the sofa bears don't know.

現在，馬特，噓，因為沙發熊不知道。

Go ride off, and I'll defeat 17 bears while you're gone

去吧，我會在你離開的時候打敗17只熊。

But first I want you two to turn and look at each other.

但首先我要你們兩個轉過身來，看著對方。

Just stare deeply into each other's eyes.

Good, now say the first thing that pops into your brain!

很好，現在說出你腦子裡蹦出的第一句話吧!

我們為什麼不走，"quot"，"mmmm-quot"。

Yeah, ok, good, that's what I want you to do.

是的，好，很好，這就是我要你做的。

The guards can see we're all out of weapons, no machetes

守衛可以看到我們的武器都用完了，沒有砍刀。

當他們嘲笑你的時候，你會被淹死的。

如果他們嘲笑你，你就會被淹死!

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"Eye Of The Sparrow" — A Bad Lip Reading of the First 2012 Presidential Debate

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