But they poisoned it

I know, right… how?

Sing me some harmonies!

It's a small picture in a shop somewhere

And I know who it is!

It's Mormon Judy

And cow people.

A little pitchy

But mmm

Good stuff!

Governor Romney's black

I mean, uh, I think "black" can be judged—

How do I do this?

Dude, I don't have a Jet-Ski…

Not the kind you're talking about.

Plus everyone can see that I'm not black.

I mean, this isn't scientific stuff!

I heard there's not going to be a test!

But I mean, I do want you to support me and be my man…

That's beautiful!

I know he's black…

Ahmed, how did you know about whodunnit in the lounge?

I didn't know.

Oh, you didn't! Oh, oh, well they started clapping

for the mad cow!

Until someone sold him

And then, and then when he died, they had him stuffed!

Like that water buffalo…

Stuffed.

That dude's the sickest.

We hate him.

Because he had eggs for a bath.

Gonna throw up tonight.

Ahhh, but if you throw up

Then it's as a jealous woman.

In horrible weather, I sneeze and I just lose the puppets.

I'm thinking, Governor Romney won't do that, ok?

And this has got me thinking…

I see a purple

idiot

Who speaks German

With a big, spunky, Irish Labradoodle puppy.

Ohh, he got me

And I want you to feel bad

'Cause I've got funny radiation coming up on my desk and it's too much

Ah come on, I'm not a robot, okay.

I wish.

Then I could go higher, and you could rotate my arm

and send me whooshing into space

Can you hear me?

Now Matt, shush, because the sofa bears don't know.

Go ride off, and I'll defeat 17 bears while you're gone

But first I want you two to turn and look at each other.

Yeah.

Oh, now that's nice.

Just stare deeply into each other's eyes.

Yeah.

Good, now say the first thing that pops into your brain!

I don't want to touch sandpaper.

I like "The Wiz"!

Okay, all right

Now I want to try something

Why don't we go, "mmmm"

Just go, "mmmmmmmmm"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm…."

"Mmmmmmm…"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…"

Yeah, ok, good, that's what I want you to do.

Now follow my lead.

I'm jumping in a pimento shower.

I wanted the music first.

In the tragic square of the Fresh Prince

There went a perfect brown baby.

The guards can see we're all out of weapons, no machetes

Lotion raw bruises

Lotion raw bruises.

Drink

Or sip

A wench

At our hotel

Wolf government

Anchovies

When they laugh at you, you'll drown

Eye of the Sparrow

This girl slipped on my arrow.

I love you two, okay?

Now I want you to turn and look at me.

[snoring sounds]

Ahmed?

Yeah

Uhhh, he's asleep…

Ah! Oh!

It's party time, chumps!

Drink! [Drink!]

Or sip! [Sip!]

A wench at our hotel!

Wolf government!

Anchovies!

If they laugh at you, you'll drown!

Eye of the Sparrow!

Eye of the Sparrow!

That girl slipped on my arrow!

Drink!

Or sip!

Anchovies!

GO!