Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Sorry, man. Girlfriend. Uh-oh, you're in trouble? She gets pissed off at me for going to the bar too much, so I said I’m not at the bar. She gets more mad when she catches me. She’s crazy. I’ve been there, dude. Just the other day, my girlfriend goes all psycho on me because she thought I was flirting with some chick at the bank. It was just a transaction. Ha! That’s nuts! And then, on the way home, she captures this chipmunk. And she's been torturing it for, like, the past week. What? You know, she's got this chipmunk and she keeps in the shoebox, and like, she does this little experiment on it, you know. I don't know, she's crazy, man. Yeah. And, I'm not the jealous type, right? Like, you know that about me. I'm not jealous! But, she has this necklace that's made out of teeth from an ex-boyfriend. What is that? That's insane! Yes, thank you! It's like, Hello? He's been missing for six months. It's over! Stop acting like a crazy bitch! Dude, that's actual crazy behavior. Yes, thank you. I know! Chicks, man. No, no, no. Your girlfriend's a legit crazy person. Guess we're just a couple of dudes with crazy girlfriends. Am I right? Dave, you need to break up with this girl. Come on, don't do that. I didn't tell you you need to break up with your girlfriend. Because she's not actually crazy! That's just something I say when she's mad at me. Yeah, your girlfriend gets mad at you when you drink too much. Mine gets mad when she can’t see the moon. No, she’s actually going to murder you. My girlfriend’s just gonna be mildly annoying. Yeah, cause she’s fucking crazy, man. She’s not crazy! I’m sorry I said that. Yeah, cause you’re afraid of her? Huh? No! I’m afraid of your girlfriend. Hey, me too, brother! I’m not trying to relate to you right now. Listen carefully. Guys call their girlfriends crazy whenever they show emotion. And that is wrong. I see that now because you’re dating an actual insane person, and I’m concerned for you. So, please, break up with your crazy girlfriend. Yeah, you’re right. You’re right. I’ll do it. But only if you do it, too. She’s gonna make a necklace out of your teeth! Oh, shit! she’s here! I guess I’m in the doghouse tonight, right? Bro? Dave! Dude, run! Girls are crazy! I want the molars! Give me! It’s always with teeth with you! Hey, Guys! It’s Murph from College Humor. Click here to subscribe and here to watch more videos, and leave a comment. I'll get you started. Um, am I the only one who didn't find this funny?
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