Coach Scott calls isolation, And Swaggy P's setting the screen

The fans are howling, there 's a media storm outside...

Couldn't get the win. Heaven knows I tried...

Don't let them in, don't let them see

Be the Mamba you always have to be Shaquille O'Neal, don't let him knoooooow...

Well, now he knoooooows!

Let it tank, let it tank

Let it tank, let it tank

Going 8 for 24

Let it tank, Let it tank

Fade away and shoot some more

I don't care

If I'm overpaid

Let the Spurs rage on

Getting old never bothered them anyway!

It's funny how much distance

We have from winning it all

And defenders that couldn't control me Now just steal the ball!

If I retire, what would I do?

Maybe I'll star in Frozen 2

Do what I want, no rules for meee! I'm Kooobe!

Let it tank, Let it tank

Get a pick hopefully top 5

Let it tank, let it tank

Without Phil, why even try?

Here I stand

And here I'll play

If my legs hold up!

My power forward broke his shin in his first game

Now I could not even tell you half of our players names

And one thought bulges like a disc inside Steve Nash

No more back-to-backs, The past is in the past!

LET IT TANK, LET IT TANK!

I'll never get that sixth Let it tank, let it tank

Dwight Howard's a soft-ass B*tch!

Here I stand King of L.A.

Laker Nation!

Getting old never bothered me anyway...

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