SO THAT IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S CALLING

FROM A POLICE STATION OR FROM WHEREVER.

SO WE'RE GONNA TRY TO CALL HIM.

WE'LL SEE IF HE'S REHEARSING. HE MAY BE AT "SNL."

HE MAY BE AT THE DEREK JETER LAST BASEBALL GAME, WHICH--

HE WILL NOT HEAR ANY OF THIS IF HE'S AT THE BASEBALL GAME.

- WHICH--HOPEFULLY, HE'LL JUST HEAR "ARRESTED,"

AND THEN HE'LL--

- SO WE'LL LEAVE A MESSAGE

IF IT GOES TO VOICE MAIL,

JUST SO HE GETS VOICE MAIL THAT YOU'RE--BEEN ARRESTED.

- OKAY.

BUT I THINK I'M GONNA BE

IN MY CAR GETTING ARRESTED.

I THINK THAT'S--

- OH, YOU'RE IN THE CAR.

- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? OKAY.

- I'LL BE PLAYING THE PART OF THE COP.

- [snickering]

OKAY.

I DON'T NEED TO PUT IT ON SPEAKER, RIGHT?

- NO, IT'S--

[phone jingling]

- OH, SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AT THE SAME TIME.

[laughter]

- ANSWER IT. SEE WHO IT IS.

- NO WAY. THAT'S TOO SCARY.

- ANSWER IT. - IT'S A NUMBER I DON'T KNOW.

OH, MY GOD.

- HELLO?

- HI. IS THIS ANNA FARIS?

- NO. WHO'S THIS?

- OH, MY NAME'S HALEY WRIGHT, CALLING ON BEHALF OF

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA PUBLIC RADIO.

IS ANNA AVAILABLE?

- NO, SHE'S NOT.

SHE'S GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY?

- OKAY, I CAN AC-- - ALL RIGHT.

[laughter]

- I SUPPORT MY PUBLIC RADIO STATION.

- WE CAN'T INTERRUPT THIS BIT. - THAT IS REALLY FUNNY.

- WHY IS A PUBLIC RADIO STATION CALLING YOU?

WHY DO THEY HAVE YOUR NUMBER?

- I DON'T KNOW.

I'M GLAD YOU ANSWERED THOUGH.

[phone line trilling]

- [whispering indistinctly]

- [sighs]

[both whispering indistinctly]

[line continues trilling]

UH-OH.

HE LIKES DEREK MORE THAN ME.

[giggles]

OKAY, THAT'S--

- [whispering] COULD DO IT LIKE HE'S

COMING OUT TO, LIKE--

- [whispering] OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

- YOU HAVE REACHED THE VOICE MAILBOX

OF 3-1... [voice fades]

- OH. [laughter]

THAT WOULD BE--

- IT'LL COME BACK UP.

[phone beeps]

- HEY, HONEY.

UM, I DON'T KNOW

IF YOU'RE AT THE GAME RIGHT NOW.

IF YOU ARE, I HOPE DEREK'S DOING REALLY WELL.

BUT I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT, UM, I'M--

I THINK I'M GETTING ARRESTED.

- MA'AM, LET'S GO.

- UM, I KNOW--

- OUT OF THE CAR.

- [stammering frantically] NO, JUST GIVE ME TWO SECONDS.

NO, I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING.

- PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GET OUT--

- BABY, I WAS-- I JUST WAS ON MY WAY, YOU KNOW--

- PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GET OUT OF THE CAR.

- I HAD TO DO THIS CHANGE IN THE CAR...

[crying] AND THIS COP PULLED ME OVER.

- SOMEONE GRAB THAT ROOSTER.

- I DON'T--I CAN'T--

[imitating phone cutting out] I LOVE YOU.

[laughter]

YOU GUYS, THAT WAS SWEET.

- AH. - OKAY.

POOR, POOR HUSBAND.

- HE IS GONNA GO, "WHAT IS GOING ON?"

- HE IS GONNA BE LIKE, "BABY..."