How To Pretend You Like That Shitty Gift

State What It Is

Oh, oh... Whiskey stones... You got me whiskey stones.

Say "I Don't Have This"

Oh... OK, yeah... I don't have this.

Or "I've always wanted one"

I've always wanted this. I've always wanted...

Whiskey stones.

Focus On How It Works

Cool, so it goes, like, in the whiskey, and it... and it makes it colder.

Cool, so it's like ice that you have to wash.

Overcompensate

Oh, wow, that is good!

That is good. I love this. I... I drink so much whiskey it's... it's a problem.

Now it's... now it's a cold problem, right?

Use Adjectives You Don't Normally Use

Rad.... Tight....

Put It On Other People

- Whiskey stones!　- Oh, wow! Whiskey stones!

Insult Yourself

Oh, I don't deserve this. No, really, one time I hit someone with my car... and just kept going.

I mean, I checked the papers the next day.

There weren't reports of anything but... still.

I can't accept this.

Whiskey stones...

Cry

... were my father's favorite.

Nod A Lot

Whiskey stones. Whiskey stones. It's Whiskey stones.

Hide Your Reaction With The Gift

Whiskey stones!

Say "Wow" And Look At It From Different Angles

Wow, cool!

Very... wow!

Compliment It

What a unique and personal gift!

Truly, the most unique, the most personal.

What could demonstrate a more intimate knowledge of who I am than these... whiskey stones?

Merry Christmas. No one wants whiskey stones.

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