OF THE TALLAHASSEE BLACK REPUBLICANS.

NOW, I'M PISSED! all: MM-HMM.

- ROYALLY PISSED! all: MM-HMM.

- LAST NOVEMBER, BARACK OBAMA WAS RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT,

AND THE BLACK VOTE WENT ALMOST ENTIRELY TO HIM!

[crowd murmuring] - DAGNABBIT.

- WE'RE NOT GETTING OUR MESSAGE OUT, OBVIOUSLY.

THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS AND SHOULD BE

THE ONLY HOME FOR BLACK VOTES. - YES, SIR.

- NOW, PEOPLE THINK THAT BLACK VOTERS ARE A MONOLITH.

[scoffs] WE'RE NOT A MONOLITH.

- WHAT? WHAT? - NO, WE'RE NOT.

- IN FACT, BLACK REPUBLICANS ALONE

ARE AN EXTREMELY DIVERSE GROUP OF PEOPLE.

[crowd murmuring agreement]

NOW, TO SPEAK MORE ON DIVERSITY,

I PRESENT TONIGHT'S SPEAKER,

MR. DOUGLAS JACKSON.

[applause]

[applause ends abruptly]

- NOW, I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT, I'M PISSED!

[crowd murmuring agreement]

I'M ROYALLY PISSED.

THE LIBERAL MEDIA THINKS THAT REPUBLICANISM

IS NOT FOR BLACK PEOPLE. all: MM.

- NOW, YOU TELL ME, WHAT ABOUT FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY,

A STRONG NATIONAL DEFENSE, AND A LIMITED GOVERNMENT

IS UNAPPEALING TO BLACK PEOPLE?

WE'RE NOT A MONOLITH! all: MM-MMM.

- WE COME IN ALL DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

- WE DO. all: MM-HMM!

- NOW, WHO HERE WOULD LIKE TO COME UP TO THIS PODIUM

AND SPEAK ABOUT THE DIVERSITY AMONGST BLACK REPUBLICANS?

- [clears throat]

- OH. [chuckles]

GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A REAL TREAT TODAY,

A GENTLEMAN WHO IS A LITTLE BIT ECCENTRIC,

A LITTLE BIT OUTSIDE OF THE BOX, IF YOU WILL,

BUT I CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER PERSON TO SPEAK

ON DIVERSITY AMONGST BLACK REPUBLICANS

THAN THIS GENTLEMAN RIGHT HERE.

ALL THE WAY FROM ORLANDO, MY GOOD FRIEND,

ARTHUR WASHINGTON!

[applause]

IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

[applause]

[applause ends abruptly]

- THANK YOU FOR THE INTRODUCTION,

BROTHER DOUGLAS.

- THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, BROTHER ARTHUR.

- MM-HMM.

HOWEVER, I AM... PISSED.

[crowd murmuring agreement]

ROYALLY PISSED.

- INDEED, INDEED! - ALL RIGHT.

- DEMOCRATS THINK THEY HAVE THE RIGHT

TO ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE.

BUT THAT IS NOT THE CASE.

WE ARE NOT A MONOLITH. [crowd murmuring agreement]

DEMOCRATS MAY BE COOL, BUT THEY AIN'T PRACTICAL.

- THERE YOU GO. [crowd murmuring agreement]

- REPUBLICANS ARE PRACTICAL.

BLACK PEOPLE ARE PRACTICAL!

COME TO THINK OF IT... - GET THOSE PANTS.

- I THINK BLACK REPUBLICANS ARE PRETTY COOL.

[crowd murmuring agreement] - HEAR, HEAR, HEAR, HEAR.

- NOT TO MENTION VERY DIVERSE.

- THERE WE GO. MM-HMM. [door opens]

- EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN. SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

SOMEONE'S WHITE WIFE IS HERE TO PICK THEM UP.

[all murmuring]

- WAS HER NAME EMILY?

- UH, SHE WAS WHITE. - OH, GREAT, THAT'S--