It's awful… awkward…

And germy

Come on, people

I mean, I know it feels good

But we're embarrassed.

Hahaha

Hohoho

Heeheehee

Heyyy

Ah so!

Is that your underwear up there?

I'll punch you in the back!

I lost my guinea pig

We gotta look for him

Here, Percy!

Are you a rapist?

I made a small chimp smoke cardboard cinnamon.

Cray Cray

Yo' mama, Karen, has a pig ear

It's a pig ear!

Go deep.

Old people are stinky

Spike their drink.

I bought two zebras

And tamed a parrot named Mr. Future

Yo' mama can't reach my body and touch it

It's my body, you see?

Yo' mama can't reach my garden, otay?

It's my garden, you dig?

I'm a hot taco!

Squirrel kickers are drunk marionettes.

I'd like to get a monkey, because I ate Fifi!

Ahh, a strip party! [oh yeah]

And now they have murder in the spice building

And you gotta ask a black boy, "Who did it?"

I'll butcher a deer

Every week day waiting for Papi.

Yo' mama got a fruit child.

We're going to knock you

And take tissues out of you

And my foot, it can leave its prints on thin testes.

Big strong Greg…

Howard?

I hate you.

What?

Marijuana is great

Call the whippit badger.

Every soda cannot be free

But I'll chop a squid and mash a pickle and watch you drink it.

Dang, no one's happy.

Now if you live in America, you know this next song…

It's simple, just tap it, tap it in, that's a zinger!

And tell me how to poke it on Tuesday!

And for you foreigners, that's translates as

Con leche

Lucati

Le Fraim

Le prasbha farre neché

Ferre gecci

Làtso sofa bocci

Aiii

There's a white horse that breaks your mama's pretty son

If you're watching that horse, the ferret's gonna --

I wish you would drown!

That girl's a bitch.