Here's the guy who's got his sh*t together.

He's always there whenever you need help.

Need some help?

Like, "When are taxes due?"

April 15th.

Where should I grab dinner?

Oh, there's a great new Indian restaurant downtown.

Uh, who's your favorite Kardashian?

None, there are way better things on television.

- But if you had to pick. - Khloe, obviously.

Then there's the guy who you try to fix.

He always needs your help, even if he's not totally aware of it.

- Talk to her. - What? No!

Hey, Alison, he thinks you look really nice today.

Oh, thank you; see you soon.

Bye.

Maybe I should invite her over.

Should probably tidy up the place a bit.

Yes, your project is a success.

(I) Bet my mom will clean it for me.

Next up, the guy who makes you laugh.

He's the first person you'd invite to a party.

Clever girl!

If he's not throwing the party himself.

Oh, you're too skinny.

The one thing he takes seriously are things that, well, aren't serious.

But there's also the guy who pisses you off.

He's the last person you'd invite to a party.

Well, okay, I'm just saying I have my own opinion, you have yours, just respect that.

I always feel like I'm being attacked.

For some reason, he's just cool enough to still be your friend.

He has zero clue how bad he can come across to others.

Hey, you know what? Hey! The lady is not interested, so back the f**k off.

Well, at least he's honest.

- You okay? - Yeah.

Honesty isn't something you'd associate with the guy who's secretly in love with you.

So, what are your plans this weekend?

It's especially bad when he happens to be your close friend.

I was thinking of seeing a movie.

He acts like your friend, but he doesn't know that you know...

- ... that he wants to be more than friends. - There's a new animated film out.

I can't remember if it's Disney or DreamWorks.

Every time you're alone, things potentially get super awkward.

So, uh, did you, uh, wanna invite anyone else?

Yes, you do.

Oh, that's... that's... that's cool, uh...

Yeah, we can all get something to eat afterwards or something.

Last, but definitely not least, the guy you're secretly in love with.

Every moment with him is torture.

Uh, I think you got something...

Your heart stops.

... stuck in your teeth.

Might be parsley.

Ha, he almost touched you.

Does that mean he likes you?

Well, what do you think about it?

Wait, you weren't listening; what did he say?

Just agree enthusiastically.

Really? I don't really care much for it at all.

Shit, you idiot; you must look so dumb right now.

You okay?

Act completely normal.

Oh, you're just acting a little weird.

Ugh, that's the opposite of normal!

Not that weird's a bad thing.

Yes, he totally loves you back!

You're going to be together forever.

Nope, never mind; he likes her, and you're gonna be forever alone.

But we all know that's not true, because you'll at least have these six types of guys friends to help you find out who you really are.