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Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly.
WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?!
Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you.
Monsters smell fear.
Lucky for you, I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch, make a
SAFETY PORCH!
Put it in the hallway.
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away.
SAFETY TORCH!
That'll be 50 bucks.
Tim Tim: But my house is on fire...
Tobuscus: Sssshhhh...
Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim,
But lucky for you you,
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day!
SAFETY WATER!
Put it in a bucket.
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire!
SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath.
SAFETY WATER!
First one's on the house.
Tim Tim: Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house.
Tobuscus: A ha ha, yeah. Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those Tim Tim: What?
Tobuscus: plus all the safety torches. Tim Tim: No!
Tobuscus: So that's like prob... let's just call it... 500 bucks.
Tim Tim: I don't have 500 bucks!
Tobuscus: Oh, that's fine! I'll bill your parents.
Tim Tim: NO!
Tobuscus: Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night.
Tim Tim: My parents are gonna kill me.