- Woah.

哇嗚。

- (laughing) That is so good.

這也太好喝了吧。

- What is this?

這什麼東西？

- It's a damn fine shake.

這是個該死的美味奶昔。

- Like cookie butter,

很像沾餅乾的奶油醬。

but in a milkshake?

但是是在奶昔裡面？

- This is so, so (bleep) good.

這真的很很很好吃。

- It's ice cream. What do you want?

這是冰淇淋啊。不然勒？

- If I had known I could blend ice cream sandwiches

如果我之前就知道可以用冰淇淋夾心餅

into this concoction

變出這些花樣，

I would have been doing it years ago.

我一定老早就開始做了。

- The coffee gives you an adult excuse

這裡頭的咖啡給成年人

to drink a milkshake all the time.

一個天天喝奶習的好理由。

- Like I have a few of these,

我真的覺得喝了幾口之後，

and I feel like I might be addicted.

我很有可能會上癮。