the lighting is very bright.

電燈很亮

- (laughing) So.

- (笑) 會怎樣嗎？

- Because I am already so old.

- 因為我已經很老了

You cut out part that make me look old, okay?

燈光讓我顯老，把我顯老的部分剪掉好嗎？

- I came from Vietnam, but my parent came from China.

- 我來自越南，不過我父母是中國人

- I'm originally from Philippines,

- 我是菲律賓人

but I live in San Diego.

不過我住在聖地牙哥

I am from the, the France.

- 我從法國來

- But you're originally from Korea.

- 不過你是韓國人

Originally Korea.

原本是韓國人

- This is the 4th time we've done this.

- 這是我們第四次做這種事

- Yes, I'm not good at camera.

- 對，我不太擅長面對鏡頭

- Kane, take my picture, I look so pretty.

- Kane，幫我拍照，我好漂亮喔

I'm a, I do, I do modeling.

我是...是模特兒

Do I look cute today?

我今天看起來可愛嗎？

Do I look cute, do you like this?

我看起來可愛嗎？你喜歡嗎？

- (laughing) Yes.

- (笑) 沒錯

- Is it cute, do you like my new ring, is it cute?

- 這可愛嗎？你喜歡我的新戒指嗎？它可愛嗎？

- My mom can turn any situation or conversation

- 我媽可以把任何的情況或話題

into a compliment about herself.

變成在讚美她自己

President Obama did something, she'd be like,

歐巴馬總統做了什麼，她就會

Yeah, he's very, very organized like your mother.

對啊！他做事真的很有條理，跟你媽一樣

- See, model.

- 看吧！模特兒

- Yes, you are smart.

- 對啊！你很聰明

Like, your mom (laughing).

就像，你媽 (笑)

- Ring, ring, ring.

- 鈴~鈴~鈴~

- Hello?

- 喂？

- Hi, Eugene.

- 喂？Eugene

- Oh wait, do I say hi?

- 等一下，我要說喂嗎？

- You're me. - Oh.

- 你是我 - 喔！

- So you're calling me.

- 所以你是打給我

- Kane, did you eat yet?

- Kane，你吃了嗎？

- Are you okay?

- 你還好嗎？

Are you eating?

你在吃了嗎？

- Yes, yes, I am busy, - Are you going to exercise?

- 好啦！好啦！我很忙 - 你要去運動了？

- I am busy, I have to go.

- 我很忙 我要走了

- No, okay, okay. - I have to go now.

- 不，好吧 好吧 - 我現在要走了

- Mom, it's okay. - Do you need any money?

- 媽 沒關係啦 - 你需要錢嗎？

- Yes, always, always.

- 當然，隨時都需要

Send me anything, mom.

隨便寄給我什麼，媽

- Did you take my fish oil I buy for you from Costco?

- 你有拿我從好市多買給你的魚油嗎？

- Omega 3. - Omega 3.

- Omega 3 - Omega 3

It's fish oil, it's good for you.

- 魚油對你很好

- She turns to my stepdad and be like,

- 她就轉向我繼父然後像這樣

Igor, he's always so busy.

- Igor，他總是那麼忙

- Mom, did you Facebook my friend?

- 媽，你用臉書跟我朋友聯絡？

Oh my God, oh mom!

喔！天啊！媽！

- Oh, why you give me all the, you know,

- 喔！你為什麼給我，那個，

the pimple, it's a, genetic, from you.

痘痘，都是你遺傳給我的

- Oh, when he go home,

- 嗯，他回家的時候

Mom, I'm hungry, I am tired.

媽，我餓了，我好累

Have some food?

有吃的嗎？

- You act like a baby around me.

- 你像小嬰兒一樣在我身邊繞來繞去的

- Yeah, we do each other. - Okay, thank you, yeah.

- 對啊，我們都會這樣 - 好啦，謝謝，沒錯

- Like your mom.

- 跟你媽一樣

- I go, Mom, are you (bleep) kidding me?

- 我說，媽，你是他(嗶)的在跟我開玩笑嗎？

- Oy, Ashley, do not use, cut, can you cut that?

- 喔！Ashley，不要用那個字，卡，你可以卡掉那個嗎？

I don't want that.

我不想要那個

- Why you drive so fast?

- 你為什麼開那麼快？

Drive slower.

- 開慢一點

- My mom is a sexist and she's always like,

- 我媽很性別歧視，她每次都這樣

Must be a woman, must be a woman driving.

一定要像個女人，要像個女人一樣開車

- You have to buy new car.

- 你應該要買新車了

Eugene, when was last checkup?

- Eugene，上次車子是哪時候檢查的？

Eugene, why is your car so dirty?

- Eugene，你的車為什麼這麼髒？

- The people over there, watch the people.

- 那裏的人，注意那裏的人

- And she's like, must be an Asian woman driving.

- 然後她就這樣，一定要像亞洲女性一樣開車

And I'm like, are you kidding me?

然後我就說，你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

- You don't even want me to drive.

- 你甚至都不讓我開車

I think that's my theory. - Mmm.

我覺得這是我的原則 - 嗯

- What? (laughing) - So.

- 什麼？(笑) - 所以呢？

- Very American, he talks too much.

- 太像美國人了，他話太多

- Sometime he walk funny.

- 他有時候走路很好笑

Alway play hip hop song.

總是播嘻哈音樂

- In a restaurant or whatever

- 在餐廳或其他地方

yes, that would, that would really be great,

沒錯，那會，那會很不錯

if, yes, appreciate that.

如果，對，我很感激

- Oh, my white people voice. - Yeah.

- 喔！我的白人腔調 - 沒錯

- You talk too much. - No, you talk too much.

- 你話太多 - 不是，是你話太多

My job is to talk.

我的工作就是說話

- He alway want to eat burrito.

- 他總是想吃捲餅(一種墨西哥料理)

(laughing)

- (笑)

- We say I love you a lot, that's not a weird,

- 我們常常說我愛你，不會很怪

it's never weird. - No.

從來就不奇怪 - 對

- She'll ask like, did you forget to say something?

- 她會問說，你是不是忘了要說什麼？

And usually I'm with like a lot of friends.

通常是我跟很多朋友在一起的時候

- Eugene, you know

- Eugene，你知道

(together) I love you so much.

(一起) 我超愛你的

Your mom loves you more than anybody in the world.

你媽比這世上任何人都還要愛你

- 'Kay, say bye bye.

- Kay，說再見

What you say more?

你應該要說什麼？

Love mom, like that.

愛媽媽，像這樣

- I love you, mom.

- 我愛你，媽

- (laughing together) Oh, we say the same...

- (一起笑) 喔！我們說一樣的...

- [Eugene] Everything I do is a lot like how she acts too.

- [Eugene] 我做什麼都跟她很像

- [Min-Young] Except talk to much.

- [Min-Young] 除了話太多

- [Eugene] Except I talk to much.

- [Eugene] 除了我話太多

And I take off my clothes.

還有我脫衣服

- [Min-Young] Many see him now.

- [Min-Young] 現在常常看到

- Do you dislike that I take my clothes off for videos?

- 你會不喜歡我為了錄影脫衣服嗎？

- No comment.

- 不予置評