- You're not a true Texan if you haven't had Whataburger.

- We are here, in one of the greatest cities in the world,

Austin, Texas, and my hometown,

to try Whataburger.

- Whataburger was started in Corpus Christi in 1950,

and since then it's dominated the Texas fast food culture.

- How often do you have Whataburger?

- Every Saturday - Every Saturday.

- We've had our family Thanksgivings

at Whataburger a couple times.

- So we are here to see what the fuss is all about.

So I sent a message to all my Facebook fans

asking what I should get.

Let's do two of the Patty Melts,

Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit,

let's do the Chicken Strips.

- [Cashier] Two Jalapeno Cheeseburgers?

- Yeah, and a bunch of ketchup.

- That was just my order, we have to get hers now.

We just ordered $55 worth of food.

Just by pure weight, Texas wins.

- [Eugene] We should call Quinta.

- Oh yeah.

- You think she's had Whataburger before?

- Probably not.

- [Eugene] Have you ever heard of Whataburger?

- Unlike some of the other fast food

restaurants, they never made it till you ordered it.

That's why we used to always eat here

when I was little is because it was always fresh.

- [Ashly] The burgers are huge.

- [Eugene] Wide and flat. - [Ashly] Yeah, like Texas.

(both laugh)

- You have to hold this with two hands, it's so big.

- I love it, some people might describe

it as buttery, some might describe it as grilled.

- The mustard is really weird,

to bite into, unasked for.

- This is way better than McDonald's.

- Tastes like Burger King to me,

with like, jalapeno. - This is the furthest away

from a garden, and the closest

you can get to a slaughterhouse.

- I would give this one yee haw.

There's no yee and haw about it.

- If I had to compare this to a Texas born celebrity,

definitely Michelle Rodriguez.

This is fast and it's furious,

it'll probably exit me fast and furious.

(laughs)

- [Ashly] The Patty Melt

- [Eugene] What? Damn that toast though.

Ashly said that a lot of her followers said

that this was like one of the must haves.

- I don't even like burgers, and it tastes more home cooked,

than any other fast food that I've had.

- Anything on Texas toast.

- And then just like a shit ton of meat and it's so good.

- I feel cheated.

Because this is way better than Dairy Queen.

- I would give this three yee haws.

- What celebrity is this?

This is definitely Selena Gomez.

This Patty Melt can get it, just like Selena Gomez.

- I've seen Eugene drunk, and the man

can put away so much fast food.

- What?

Whatachick'n.

- [Ashly] Whatachick'n, why doesn't everything

come with a side of white gravy.

Everybody said Chicken Tenders with Gravy.

- That's a good batter.

- That's like a well spiced chicken.

- I wouldn't kick this out of bed.

- I give it two yee haws, it's like perfectly acceptable

but relatively bland.

- This is like the Owen Wilson of Whataburger.

- I could drink this, the gravy is delicious.

- Cheers.

- [Ashly] Ewwww. (laughs)

Fries, never leave unattended.

They're funny at Whataburger. - [Eugene] Yeah.

- [Ashly] And spicy ketchup.

- When I go to Korean restaurants,

I always judge a restaurant by their kimchee.

With fast food, you always judge it by the fries.

- The fries, very mediocre.

- I had such high expectations for these fries.

- Oh, so soggy.

- These are like Lance Armstrong honestly.

I'm gonna try the spicy ketchup.

- Mmm. - Oh hell yeah!

That changes everything.

- Like sweet and sour sauce, and ketchup had a baby.

- Has like a sriracha flavor.

- I would give this four yee haws.

I think my skin is getting greasier

by the second eating this food.

Good lord. - [Eugene] It smells so good.

- [Ashly] Ohh! Yes.

- [Eugene] That is just, pooping honey butter.

I have never seen anything like this

at a fast food establishment.

- Oh my God.

- It's just oozing this buttery goodness.

- [Ashly] Mmm. - It's a sexy looking

piece of meat.

- I do! (laughs)

You should come to Texas just so you can eat this.

- This is the Beyonce of Whataburger items, my god.

- It's so good it melts in your mouth.

This is like seven yee haws out of a one to five scale.

- I have the biggest food boner right now.

Is that gross?

Is that gross? Sorry Ashly.

- [Ashly] Overall I understand why people love Whataburger.

- It made me say "what a (bleeped) good ass burger."

- It's like very Texas though, there's so much flavor

packed into everything, everything is way too big.

This is a medium.

- You can take the boy out of Texas,

but you can't take the Texas out of the boy.

Maybe you'd like marry In-N-Out but,

Whataburger, you would just have

sex with Whataburger like every night,

Do I keep making food into sex?

- [Ashly] That is so sexual.

- I'm sorry.

- My skin is already terrible from eating two things.

Eugene's fine, he's shaking a little.

- I farted a bit.

(laughs)