- Yeah, I know. I called her when I woke up.

- You did?

- Yeah.

- But did you remember to send a card?

(sighs)

I knew you'd screw up,

that's why I put your name on my card.

I'm going to be so cold in the movie theater.

- Here, take this.

- Did you bring me an extra jacket?

- You are always forgetting your jacket.

- Do I look fat?

- No.

- Do I look fat?

- No.

- Do I look fat?

- Yes.

- Want to get ice cream?

- Yes.

- Want to get ice cream?

- Yes.

- Can we get ice cream?

- Yeah.

- My god, is it possible for you to walk any slower?

- Are you mad because you're hungry?

- No, that's so...

Thank you.

I called Gabby like four times,

and she hasn't called me back.

Isn't that messed up?

- I'm not going to talk bad about your best friend.

- I texted him like three times.

I haven't heard anything.

- Are you serious? He's a f--cking asshole.

I'm going to go beat him up.

- And the rabbi goes,

"Why don't you make me a sandwich, bitch?"

(laughs)

- Don't talk about women like that, man.

- Tell him, Kenny!

Aw, I forgot my bag.

- Oh, you want me to get it?

- You know which one?

- Yeah, it's the Tory Burch coral crossover right?

- Yeah.

- So it's gonna be forever,

or it's gonna go down in flames... -Are you singing Taylor Swift?

- You play it so much!

- You can tell me when it's over...

If the high was--

Killed you. Ha!

I'm the best.

- Are you cold? Come here.

- Oh, just a little. Thank you. That's so thoughtful.

Thanks, Kenny.

- Yeah.

Foul, you fouled!

Let me just shoot it.

- [Kenny] What are you talking about?

I didn't even touch you.

- Let me, let me shoot it.

Kenny!

- [Kenny] I'm on defense.

- Look Kenny, look Kenny, look.

Kenny! (groans)

Oh my god!

- [Kenny] Holy shit!

-Oh my god! Oh my god!

- [Kenny] Woah. Wow.

Let's get ice cream.