- Yeah, I know. I called her when I woke up.

嗯，我知道。我起床時有打給她

- You did?

你做了？

- Yeah.

對啊

- But did you remember to send a card?

但你有記得要寄卡片嗎？

(sighs)

(嘆氣)

I knew you'd screw up,

我知道你搞砸了

that's why I put your name on my card.

這就是為什麼我把你的名字寫在我的卡片上

I'm going to be so cold in the movie theater.

我一定會在電影院發冷

- Here, take this.

來，拿著這個

- Did you bring me an extra jacket?

你幫我多帶了一件外套嗎?

- You are always forgetting your jacket.

妳總是忘記帶外套

- Do I look fat?

我看起來胖嗎?

- No.

不

- Do I look fat?

我看起來胖嗎?

- No.

不

- Do I look fat?

我看起來胖嗎?

- Yes.

對

- Want to get ice cream?

想吃冰淇淋嗎?

- Yes.

想

- Want to get ice cream?

想吃冰淇淋嗎?

- Yes.

想

- Can we get ice cream?

我們可以吃冰淇淋嗎?

- Yeah.

可以

- My god, is it possible for you to walk any slower?

天啊，你有辦法走慢一點嗎?

- Are you mad because you're hungry?

妳生氣是因為妳很餓嗎?

- No, that's so...

不，那個有點...

Thank you.

謝謝。

I called Gabby like four times,

我打給蓋比四次了

and she hasn't called me back.

而且她都還沒回撥給我

Isn't that messed up?

這不是一團糟嗎?

- I'm not going to talk bad about your best friend.

我不會講妳好友的壞話

- I texted him like three times.

我傳訊息給他三次了

I haven't heard anything.

我還沒得到任何回應

- Are you serious? He's a f--cking asshole.

妳認真的嗎? 他是一個爛人耶

I'm going to go beat him up.

我要去打他

- And the rabbi goes,

那個猶太法學博士說，

"Why don't you make me a sandwich, bitch?"

「為什麼你不幫我做個三明治，婊子?」

(laughs)

(大笑)

- Don't talk about women like that, man.

不要這樣講女生好嗎，先生

- Tell him, Kenny!

跟他說，肯尼!

Aw, I forgot my bag.

啊，我忘了拿我的包包

- Oh, you want me to get it?

喔，妳要我去拿嗎?

- You know which one?

你知道是哪個?

- Yeah, it's the Tory Burch coral crossover right?

知道，是珊瑚交叉條紋的Tory Burch包包吧?

- Yeah.

對

- So it's gonna be forever,

所以這將會是永遠的,

or it's gonna go down in flames... -Are you singing Taylor Swift?

或就像火焰般燃燒殆盡... -你在唱泰勒絲的歌嗎?

- You play it so much!

妳播很多次了!

- You can tell me when it's over...

你可以在結束時告訴我...

If the high was--

如果這個代價是...

Killed you. Ha!

殺掉你了! 哈哈!

I'm the best.

我是最強的

- Are you cold? Come here.

妳很冷嗎? 過來

- Oh, just a little. Thank you. That's so thoughtful.

喔，有一點。謝謝你。好周到

Thanks, Kenny.

謝啦，肯尼

- Yeah.

嗯呀

Foul, you fouled!

犯規，你很卑鄙!

Let me just shoot it.

就讓我投籃嘛

- [Kenny] What are you talking about?

[肯尼]妳在說什麼?

I didn't even touch you.

我根本沒有碰妳

- Let me, let me shoot it.

讓我、讓我投籃!

Kenny!

肯尼!

- [Kenny] I'm on defense.

[肯尼] 我在防禦

- Look Kenny, look Kenny, look.

肯尼快看、肯尼快看

Kenny! (groans)

肯尼! (大叫)

Oh my god!

我的天啊!

- [Kenny] Holy shit!

[肯尼] 哇靠!

-Oh my god! Oh my god!

我的天啊! 天啊!

- [Kenny] Woah. Wow.

[肯尼] 哇塞

Let's get ice cream.

我們去吃冰淇淋吧