Really? Last thing that I can remember thinking...

was the panties that I had on top of your head.

And how funny it looked!

Yeah, I guess...

When was the last time you masturbated and where was I?

What!?

Get the booze ready!

When was the last time you masturbated? Where was I?

Would you like some vodka, sweet heart?

Totally inappropriate! Here's your booze. Okay~ at the Ballet last night. No, I'm kidding.

When was the last time you masturbated and where the hell was I?

I was looking at some photos that you texted me. Oh ya, solid.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually with an ex?

I'm gonna drink.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually with an ex?

Wow, thanks. Sorry mom.

I don't want to say that on camera.

You're feeling thirsty, you're feeling parched, suddenly

What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually with an ex?

What's the craziest thing you've ever done sexually with an ex?

Sex in a chicken coop.

I love that.

you don't sip it... down it.

Yeah, you did it.

What's your least favorite sex position? Why?

Anything which I have to... be really flexible with my legs.

And why, because I'm not very flexible.

When was the last time you faked an orgasm? And why?

I never faked one.

I think it's hard to fake for guys.

See I won't be doing that.

If I was put in a coma, how long would you wait for me?

At least three years. It's like a good amount of time.

Three years. Yeah.

You're giving a calendar year. A calendar year? You know I don't think you wanna live in coma for the rest of your life.

Not only are you not waiting for me? You're pulling the plug?

Can I take one with him?

Over the lips and pass the gum, look out stomach, here it comes!

YEEEK~~

What would you think if you caught me watching porn? Again.

Again!? You never caught me...

What would you think if you caught me watching porn?

That's nothing new.

I will watch it with him. Why not? What the heck.

Man, you got her so luscious. She's gonna say anything she want.

Name two celebrities you want to have sex with, if we weren't together.

Keith Richards and Christopher Plummer. Yeah!

Brad Pitt.

Christiano Ronaldo. Really? Yeah.

You've seen his body!!

Name two celebrities you want to have sex with, if we weren't together.

That's like so much. Just kidding, just kidding.

Beyonce and Mariah Carey

Angelina Jolie. Wooo~my favorite.

Name two celebrities you want to have sex with, if we weren't together.

If you're in a coma? Can I just name them? I know.

Zoe Saldana but like

the Avatar version which is...

I wanna know who did you have sex with? That's not the question. Okay

Pretty good. I'm drunk. She's drunk.

The average duration of sex for for most couples is around 10 minutes.

How long do you think we last?

Oh...god

It's about right? Haha

I will say fifteen minutes.

Maybe the time was longer. I don't know

I feel like I'm on family feud here.

Why do you love me?

I don't know. It's part of put in the words that is just telling me, making me feel.

You're strong, always responsible, smart, and handsome.

He loves me for

who I really am and not the person that I portray.

Everything always comes from a good place in your heart.

I think you would... give the shirt right off your back if someone needed it.

That's kind of a person you are. He's one of the best people I know.

I love you. You're my favorite.

Love you.