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Our professor has a policy that if your phone rings in class, you must answer it on speakerphone... we arranged to have a friend call on April Fool's Day.
我們的教授規定上課中只要電話響就得開擴音講給大家聽,所以我們決定在愚人節(April Fool's Day)這天安排一個惡作劇
Uh...hello?
你好?
"Hello, is this Ms. Nefcy?"
「你好,請問是 Nefcy 小姐嗎?」
Yes?
你是?
"Hi, this is Kevin from the Pregnancy Resource Center."
「你好,我是懷孕資源中心的凱文。」
"Per your request, I am calling to inform you that..."
「按你的要求,這通電話是要通知你」
"the test results have come back positive, congratulations!"
「之前做的驗孕結果呈現陽性,恭喜妳懷孕了!」
Okay! You might want to... shut that down.
教授:好,你可以把電話...掛了
OK, thank you.
好,謝謝你
"There is no need to worry. I know you told us the father is no longer in the picture,"
「別擔心,我知道你有說孩子的爸離開了」
"But we will be in contacts with you throughout this whole process,"
「但在接下來的過程我們都會跟您持續連繫」
"so don't worry about anything. We provide counseling and other maternity services at no charge."
「所以別擔心,我們會免費提供諮詢與生育服務」
Thank you, I'll call back later...I think.
謝謝,我之後再撥給你...
Hey, I want to publicly apologize.
教授:那個...我想公開向你道歉
Um, that's okay. I've been expecting this and...
嗯...沒關係,我...早有心理準備了
I already know what I'm going to name the baby...
小孩的名字也已經想好了
The first name will be "April"...And the middle name will be "Fools"!
他的名字就是「愚
Plus point. That was awesome!
加分,這太猛了
I will...I will treasure that.
我會永遠記住這一刻
You can't understand the internal relief when you told...
你們絕對無法想像當你說出口的時候我有多解脫
Professor...Hey, Professor. Say Hi to the camera too.
教授,欸教授,跟攝影機打個招呼
That's impressive.
這真的太厲害了