I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan

Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

No, I'll be loungin' on the couch

Just chillin' in my snuggie

Flip to MTV, so they can teach me how to Dougie

'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin' man

Oh

Yes, I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, oooh

Nothing at all

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, oooh

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X

Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex

And she's gonna scream out, "This is great"

(Oh my god, this is great.)

I might mess around, get my college degree

Bet my old man would be so proud of me

But sorry, Pops you'll just have to wait

Oh

Yes, I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

'Cause I ain't going anywhere

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no-oo

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

And let everything hang loose

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, oooh

Nothing at all

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, oooh

Nothing at all

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, oooh

Nothing at all

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, oooh

Nothing at all.