revisit the film that reminds you that no matter how much you love each other

you’re both gonna grow old and die.

The Notebook.

From sappy author Nicholas Sparks, comes the timeless romance that paved the way for millions

of people to form unrealistic expectations of their real-life relationships.

Meet Allie, an attractive, wealthy, Southern Belle who’s biggest problem is that everyone adores her.

Meet Noah, a poor country boy who’s entire family is dead.

When these two find each other, he’ll criticize her for being a pushover, and then constantly tell her what to do.

"Get in the water! Get in!"

And she’ll abandon him on numerous occasions.

Together they’ll be so indecisive, you’ll wonder why they’re even trying.

"I love you."

"I love him!"

"I hate you! I hate you!"

"I love him!"

"Now I hate you!"

"I need you to tell him that I love him."

"If you leave here, I hate you."

"Do you guys love each other?"

"Look at us: we're already fighting!"

"Well, that's what we do!"

A love. that taught an entire generation of women, that it's perfectly okay to string

along a sweet, handsome, supportive guy,

as long as you’re able to satisfy your every impulsive desire.

A movie so generic, yet inexplicably popular, it’s basically the Olive Garden of Love Stories.

And a romance that will make nagging girlfriends ask “Why aren’t you more like Ryan Gosling?”

Prompting all boyfriends to ask: “Can we please watch Die Hard?

Prepare to relive the bad driving,

the violence,

the shirtless-ness,

the red dresses,

the more shirtless-ness,

the horrible slurping,

and the death of feminism.

Starring...

Perfection

Rachel McAdam’s Apple

Newsies

Julia Stiles

Joseph Stalin

Fancy Cyclops

James Garnish

and... an old lady

The Movie Your Girlfriend Will Make You Watch

So wait, he wrote hundreds of letters, but couldn’t just call her once?

Ugh could have saved me 2 hours.

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