Lots of red pocket money

On the second day of Chinese New Year, In my family

Married daughters visit (Dan: What?) And get lots of red pocket money

On the third day of Chinese New Year In my family

Nobody visits people Get fortunes told

And get lots of red pocket money

On the fourth day of Chinese New Year In my family

Eat Spring dinners Go back to work

If your job is crappy And get lots of red pocket money

On the fifth day of Chinese New Year In my family

Eat dumplings!!!! ~~ For good luck

But not visit family It’s bad luck

And get lots of red pocket money

On the seventh day of Chinese New Year In my family

It’s everybody’s birthday And a goddess made humans ~~

You eat fish and noodles Unless you are Buddhist

Then you get no meat And get lots of red pocket money

On the eight day of Chinese New Year In my family

We eat dinner again Almost Jade Emperor’s Birthday

People go back to work! Nooo!! ~~ Bosses buy you lunch

You eat more Tummy’s getting round

And get lots of red pocket money

On the ninth day of Chinese New Year In my family

It’s Jade Emperor’s Birthday People offer prayers

With sugarcanes Or tea, incense and fruit~~~

Roast pig Or gold paper

It all works And get lots of red pocket money

On the thirteenth day of Chinese New Year In my family

No more food coma You go vegetarian

To clean out your stomach From eating for two weeks

And celebrate the God of War ~~ Who was a Chinese general

Named Guan Yu Won a hundred wars

And get lots of red pocket money

On the fifteenth day of Chinese New Year In my family

It’s lantern festival Eat rice balls

And Light up candles If you’re South East Asian

Find a boyfriend Write down your number~~

On a mandarin Chuck it in a river

And hope a guy will call you And get lots of red pocket money

On the days we skipped of Chinese New Year In my family

We probably just eat Eat, talk and eat

Lion dance and fireworks Talk, eat and eat

Eat, talk and eat Chill, watch TV

Talk, eat and eat Visit family

And did we say eat?~~ Eat, eat and eat

With family Or without

And get lots of red pocket money!