Lauren works here

Always turn on the Nylon's sign

make sure the newest issue is out

and make sure that you're consistently smiling

It's gonna be rough

hi

wow

hi, hi

I'm filling in for an hour

Nice to meet you (Nice to meet you)

You have great hair

Hello, sir (Oh!)

Hi, how are you

Hi, good. I'm your new receptionist for a bit

wow, this is weird

Am I too much a fan if I took a picture with you?

No, nothing else of that, totally

We're gonna take Nylon in the background, one two three

We should act like we're working

Oh, yeah yeah, sure yeah

Wait, one silly one

(Are you ok to stay there on your own) yeah, yeah of course haha

What are you doing here?

I am... I'm preparing for my next role at the moment

It's already proving to be like the hardest thing I've ever done

Hi

Oh my god!

What can I do for you

I love your work in Harry Poter

Thank you very much

And the horse play you did

The horse yes... (I didn't see it)

No, no, no, don't worry, that's fine

It was... yes a while ago

Hey, how are you doing?

Hey, you're not Lauren

I'm not Lauren, I'm a much..

I'm like the cut price, much less efficient version of Lauren.

Unless you're like need a bathroom key, we're pretty much out of options.

What about stamps?

What about stamps, let's see.

I'm not sure if I can, uhh, help you out right now.

You might wanna come back when someone more experienced is working here.

I, I, I just need the bathroom key

Yes, I only have that one, is that girl's as well?

Oh, it's that, fantastic (Oh I usually use this)

Oh, document, document, oh my

I have no idea really what to do now

Who's this for?

I'm like, Lauren!

Hey there. Hi there, how are you doing?

Good, I need to see Truty.

Truty, ummm, yes, I'll get her, Lauren!

Is Truty around? (Um, yes)

Who's, who's... can I see it? (Serina.) Serina, Serina! Serina is here to see Truty

See? I'm getting better!

Do you want anything? You know what I'm saying?

No, I'm good, I'm all good, yeah I'm struggling with the pressure

(cough) I'm cracking already, it's not that good

Literally every person who passes in front of that door

I'm just thinking "oh, don't need to come in here, don't need anything."

This is going out, if the messenger doesn't come pick it up in 10 minutes,

i need to know

(I wonder where's Truty) TRUTY!!!!

uhhh, ummm, she'll, she'll be right with you.

Would you mind actually calling her extension?

Oh, okay.

Am I being blind?

I'm here for a pickup

Oh, what are you picking up?

uh, I don't know. Lauren, I only spoke to Lauren.

Does that make any..., Does that mean anything to you? (No, no, no, no)

No, that's not me

Hi

Hey

Hey, I have a meeting with Merisa.

uh, Merisa, yes I will... uhhh, take, take a seat.

(Take a seat? Okay.) Dan, I mightn't have said hi.

Dan? Yeah. Are you new?

I'm very new, yeah very new and very shit.

Uhmmm. Are you from the England office?

Yes! I'll go with that

If this works, this is the first time I've done this, I'm sorry about this.

Uh, no, that's all good.

I'm running late anyway, so I guess it's technically my fault

She's not picking up, Joe, I'm sorry

I have a meeting, you know

Uh, one, one moment

You go find her? Yeah. Okay.

This new guy sucks.

I can't stand the stress of this, I don't know how you f**king do this

I don't know how you do this.

I really don't know, this is...

like... people come in and you just need to know what they need

It's terrifying