My name is Tyler Oakley,

and today I have a big pile of shit

right next to me.

Not actual shit,

well who knows what's in these packages.

You guys have sent me some packages

and I am opening them now.

Stuff from my PO box.

Who knows what's inside?

Could be some human shit.

Could also be a corpse.

I hope it's none of these things.

I mean, only time will tell.

Let's go.

OK, so this is from Nicky in Illinois.

Let's see, it better not be an Illinoying.

Oh my God, girl.

(laughs) Lord knows I love a floral,

but this is just decadent.

I can't even.

So, this will actually be perfect

anytime I need to like pull out the receipts,

sip my tea, and then spill it.

Ya'll will know the juice.

That was like, I feel like... (laughs)

Hip term, hip term.

I am so un-hip, I'm like a grandpa.

Are the kids spilling tea nowadays?

Thank you, Nicky.

OK, so this is from New Zealand.

Oh my God! (laughs)

Is this supposed to be me?

It's kind of adorable.

I would definitely wear this shirt.

I wish I was wearing polka dots right now.

OK, so this is from Erin.

She's from New Zealand.

She loves the videos.

Thanks, Erin.

And she says she makes plushies as a hobby

for her friends and for her family.

Thank you.

This is adorable.

This is the kind of the cutest thing in the world.

Thank you, Erin, I adore you.

Some day I hope to come to New Zealand

and then we will hug.

OK, so this package has a note,

and it's from Christie Pappas,

and she sent me a lovely letter,

but also a whole bunch of stuff.

And I feel like let's just,

oh no, if this is what I think it is,

oh my God, wait.

I can't even.

You know, I need to open it right now

because this is not real. (laughing)

Oh my God.

Girl, I am looking like a picnic.

(laughs)

I mean, I don't hate it, honestly.

Oh my God, wait, and another shirt.

OK, you guys spoil me.

You honestly spoil me.

What is this shirt?

Oh. (laughs)

It's a map, and I can't even handle it.

I'm wearing it in my next one.

I'm sorry, I'm wearing it my next PO box video.

And nobody can stop me.

OK, so for my next package,

I already know what it is.

It is my Nature Box delivery for the month.

And Nature Box is a company that you sign up for.

It sends you a whole bunch of snacks every single month.

And they come right to your front door

so you don't have to go grocery shopping.

And I love it because it's like healthy snacks,

so it's like trans fat free or gluten free,

and it's like low in sugars,

and all these good things.

And this month I am recommending the

big island pineapples.

So, it's like dried out pineapple rings,

and they're so good and so healthy,

and kind of delicious, and I want one right now.

But if you wanna use naturebox.com/tyler,

you can get a free box of samples.

You're welcome in advance.

So good.

Hmmm hmmm hmm hmm hmm.

Ok, so this package is kind of adorable.

It's from Methilde?

Methilde? Methilde?

I don't know, from New York.

So, let's see what it is.

Oh my God. (laughs)

Somebody made a shirt, it says,

"Shamelessly self promoting,"

and it's got all of my links on the back of it.

And this person made me a notebook

of like me and all of my friends,

and some of my favorite things, and it says,

"Queen Tyler Oakley,

"Tyler, you can use this notebook for anything

"from videos to blog ideas to grocery lists.

"We love you, Mathilde and Alex."

I wish I were saying your name right.

I know I'm probably saying it wrong.

Wait, OK, so every couple pages

has like a picture of me and a friend on it.

Here's my mom.

Wait, oh my God, Queen Jackie.

OK, so the next package came with this letter,

and it's, I am terrible,

this says, "November 18, 2013."

I'm sorry, I am literally a year and a half late.

It says, "Dear Tyler, Merry Christmas

"because if I've judged it right,

"then this will probably be appropriate

"by the time you open this."

You were close.

"Please find enclosed a picture of me

"with you at Vidcon 2013."

Look at how cute we are.

Don't mind me mounting you.

OK, so this letter was super cute and adorable.

And I appreciate you.

OK, so the next package is from Perth, Australia.

And I'm actually going there for tour,

so whoever sent this, I better see you at tour.

OK, so it is from Allison and Jasmine,

and they have sent, oh my God, wait,

I need to open it right now,

a grow a boyfriend!

Oh my God, finally.

Instructions for use, OK.

"Place your boyfriend in room temperature water."

OK, wait, hold on.

OK, so I got my water.

Putting him in.

"And watch him grow.

"He will start to grow in two hours,

"and will be full size in 72 hours."

Who's got time?

(sighs)

I mean, I guess I've waited my entire life for this.

I can wait for you.

My new boyfriend, I can't wait for you to get here.

You look so good.

Honestly, babe, babe, you look great.

You look great.

You look perfect.

Oh my God, he's got abs.

Wait a minute, he's literally growing abs.

Thank you, Allison and Jasmine,

you have finally given me the man of my dreams.

He's just kinda gotta grow into himself a little bit.

So, Imma let him do that,

but in the meantime,

if you liked this video, be sure to give it a thumbs up.

And if you wanna see my latest video, click right there.

It's the chicken nugget challenge, part three.

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And if you wanna be my person of the week,

click right there.

But yeah, that's all I have for you guys today.

I hope you have a fabulous life,

and I will see you guys next time.

Later.

Pssssh, P.S., if you're still listening and watching,

I'm still up for the Webby awards.

It's only a couple more days of voting.

So, if you wanna help me out,

I think I'm in second place right now,

the link is below.

Click it, vote, and that's it.

I love you.

Thanks again.

That's all, OK, bye!