A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings.

Think of my office as a nest

In a tree of trust and understanding.

We can say anything here.

Anything?

It's okay, honey. That's why we came.

[sighing] well, I guess I...

Deep down I'm feeling a little confused.

I mean, suddenly... You get married

And you're supposed to be this entirely different guy.

I don't feel different.

Take yesterday, for example.

We were out at the olive garden

For dinner, which was lovely.

And...

I happened to look over during the meal,

And see a waitress taking an order.

And I found myself

Wondering what color her underpants might be.

Her panties.

Odds are they're probably

Basic white, cotton underpants.

But I started thinking,

"well, maybe they're silk panties.

"maybe it's a thong.

"maybe it's something really cool

"that I don't even know about."

You know? And I started feeling...

[disgusted sigh]

What?

I thought we were in the trust tree.

In the nest, are we not?

We are. It's okay. Okay?

It's okay. Please continue.

I don't know where I was going with that.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that now that I'm married,

I'm definitely feeling a little freaked out

About the fact that I'm gonna have sex

With only one person...

For the rest of my life.