Fat Amy

胖艾美

I'm the best singer in Tasmania...

我是全塔斯馬尼亞省最好的歌手…（註：澳洲唯一的島省）

...with teeth

…用牙齒唱的那種

Umm, you call yourself Fat Amy?

呃，你稱自己為胖艾美？

Yeah so... twig bitches like you don't do it behind my back

是啊…這樣一來，像你們這種瘦不拉嘰的賤人就不會在我背後咬耳朵了

I can sing but I'm also good at modern dance, olden dance and er...

我會唱歌也很會跳舞，包括現代舞、傳統舞，呃還有…

...mermaid dancing

…人魚舞

Which is a little different, you usually start on the ground

有點不同，通常要在地板上開始

Aubrey: Oooh

奧布瑞：噢！

It's a lot of floor work

這種舞包含很多地板動作

Aubrey: I see that

奧布瑞：我了解

We will practice everyday for at least 2 hours, 7 days a week and I trust you will add your own cardio

排練時間是每週七天，每天至少兩小時，我相信這樣鍛煉絕對會增進你們的心肺功能

Why cardio?

為什麼要練心肺功能？

Yeah, no, don't put me down for cardio

是啊，拜託別逼我做心肺

I thought of a new name for, um, this hairstyle...

我幫這個髮型想了個，呃，新名字…

Mmhmm

嗯？

...it's called the orthodox jew ponytail

…應該取名叫猶太正統馬尾

Oh yeah?

哦？

Because it's very reserved at the front but party in the back

因為前面很保守但後面很瘋狂

Shalal!

登楞！

That's not a real word but keep trying

那個詞根本不存在，多動點腦筋吧

So I have a feeling that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling or.. Well... ...an incorrect feeling?

我有種Fu，覺得我們該接吻。這是好現象嗎…還是…我感覺錯了？

....I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth but then I think 'mm... better not'

…有時我覺得應該來點冰毒，但轉念一想…覺得還是算了

I've been shot...

我被射中了…

...I'VE JUST BEEN SHOT!!

…我剛剛被射中了！！

I'm gonna kill him I swear... I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake

我發誓我要殺了他…我要像了結一塊蛋糕一樣把他給做了

The Trebles don't respect us and if we let them penetrate us we are giving them our power

痞子幫一點都不尊重我們，如果讓他們成功的刺穿我們，那麼我們的力量就會轉移到他們身上

Not a good enough reason to use the word 'penetrate'

光這樣可說服不了我

But you guys are gonna get pitch slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave

你們唱高音得唱得太用力，唱到你們肥大的胸都要凹陷了

Amy!

艾美！

What are you doing?

你在幹嘛？

I'm doing horizontal running...

我在橫向慢跑…

Horizontal running?

橫向慢跑？

Come on, bring it!

來啊！誰怕誰！

You can do better than that!

你只有這點能耐嗎！

ENOUGH, ENOUGHHHHH... AAGH!

夠了！夠了！啊啊啊…

I have nodes

我得了結節

Aubrey: Chloe this is horrible

奧布瑞：天哪，克洛伊

Well, at least it's not herpes...

至少不是皰疹啊…

...or do you have that, as well?

…該不會你也有皰疹？

I should've taken that cardio tip more seriously

我真該更認真鍛煉心肺的

How much have you done?

你們完成多少了？

You just saw it

你看到啦

Aca-scuse me?

阿卡-再說一次？

Aca-believe it

阿卡-相信吧

I've wrestled crocodiles and dingos simultaneously

我曾同時跟鱷魚和丁格犬摔角過（註：丁格犬是狼的次級亞種）

MOVE YOU BITCHES!

上吧！賤人們！

Wait... come on I joined this group so I could hang out with a bunch of really cool chicks...

慢著…我加入這個社團是為了跟一群很酷的朋友出去…

...and also because I was really sick of all my boyfriends and I need to get away from that

…而且我也需要藉此來忘記我那些令人厭倦的男友們

I think we all know where this is going... let's be honest

我猜我們都心知肚明會發生什麼事…敞開心胸吧

It started when I broke up with my girlfriend...

這件事從我跟女朋友分手後開始…

Whooomp there it is

瞧，這就是了

And yet maybe I didn't...

也有可能我沒有…

...because I got hit by flying Mexican food

…因為我被會飛的墨西哥捲打中了

Even though some of you are pretty thin... I think that you all have fat hearts

雖然你們有些人瘦得可以…但我仍認為你們擁有寬闊的胸襟

I think I have something that can help us out

我覺得我有法子能幫助我們脫離困境

Excuse me bitch you don't need to shout

不好意思，你不需要大吼好嗎

I've got Bumper's number

我有邦博的電話

Why do you have Bumper's number?

你為什麼有邦博的電話？

Err... eeeeeeerrrrrrrr.... ummmmmmmmmm

呃…呃…這個嘛

Oh Chloe... don't worry it's just God punishing you because you're a ginger

克洛伊…別那麼擔心，上帝之所以懲罰你不過是因為你的髮色罷了

And my real name is Fat Patricia...

我的名字其實是胖派翠西亞

Amy!

艾美！

Vertical running... I'm vertical running!

立式跑步…我在立式跑步！