Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Well everything's better with a little curly spoon. Whoa, I need another one. - [Voiceover] What are some things you think you're gonna be trying today? - I feel like it would be something that wouldn't have to be refrigerated. - Probably be eating some sort of like plankton. - Tasty, sustainable stuff. (techno music) - I don't know, it just looks like buttered toast. - I knew it was mayo right away. So I guess that's a good thing. - Vegan, vegan mayo. Does that mean all future foods are vegan? Does that mean all vegans are from the future? - Oh, why's it so? - I'm flippin' this upside-down. This is goin' straight on the tongue. - It's great, I would buy this. - Look, I'm not the biggest mayo guy, but that's from the future. (techno music) - I'm gonna tell myself this is a chicken nugget 'cause it looks like a chicken nugget. - This is, this is science food. - Well, they look like ghosts in motion. - Is it plant based? We'll find out. - You could totally trick kids and tell them these are chicken nuggets and they'd believe you. - It's cardboard ground up deep-fried. - Mmm, I think it's real meat. - You cares if it's actually chicken. It's better for you and you can like trick your brain, trick your brain. (techno music) - Oh god, it's gonna be soylent. - It happens to be soylent. - It looks like android blood from the Alien franchise. - Oh. - Oh my god. - This is like what an alien would make if they've never seen food. - It's like somebody ground up a bunch of wheat, added water and said, "Here ya go, nutrients." - What the hell is that? - It's not that bad, it's just not that good. - [Voiceover] In what scenario would you willingly drink soylent? - When there's only soylent. (techno music) - Oh no, they're pancakes. - This looks like some kind of meat pancake. - I had maple syrup in my car in case of pancake emergencies. - Ugh, they probably have like cricket butts in them. - [Voiceover] Very good, it's cricket flour instead of regular all-purpose flour. - Really, it's cricket flour? - [Voiceover] That's correct. - Nailed it. - Oh god, it's just like so gritty. - Like the animal, like the insect? - That is a tasty future right there. I love it. (techno music) - It's got like a weird sweet smell to it. - I hope this is made out of like old Starbursts. - Can I eat this cup? - Oh, it's so hard. - It's like a Fruit Roll-Up. - Wouldn't this be fun for like kids. - They should just make a whole line of kitchen utensils. - If I had to drink soylent, I wanna drink it out of this. - They were all kind of a little bit weird. - I like the idea of the soylent best. Just, it just makes sense and I feel like it's something I'd try just to see if it would be beneficial to my health. - Future food, dig it. - [Voiceover] So I think we just need more like people goin' through fields and eatin' plants and seein' which ones taste like mayonnaise or cheeseburgers. - Be careful, lots of plants are toxic. - It's just so sad what's happening over there. - Oh yeah. You don't know the half of it. (lighthearted music)
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