Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles The responses are in, and wow they’re great. Doesn’t take much to get us to figure out what our loyal fans want, so we’re back with a second dose of awe-inspiring, cringe-worthy chemistry jokes, and oh boy, this time we’re going to get quite the REACTION out of you! (Reactions Intro) Why couldn’t fluorine and helium become friends? The two just…never bonded. So I got caught talkin’ to her in class and the teacher threw some sodium chloride at me and I said, “hey man! That’s a salt!” What did the chemist say when he wrote down nitrogen dioxide wrong? “ONO!!!!” So Argon walks into a bar and the bar tender says, “Sorry sir, but we don't serve noble gases here.” Argon looks him straight in the eyes and doesn't even react. What do you do with a sick chemist? Well if you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you’re going to have to barium. So get this: If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys. So a neutron walks in a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer? The bartender looks it up and down and says, “For you, there’s no charge.” You might be wondering why that mole of oxygen is looking so happy. Well, wouldn’t you know, she played her cards right this evening and got Avogadro’s number. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day rates. I’m sorry do you have 11 protons? Because you’re SODIUM FINE!!! After sitting here, struggling to enjoy all of these cringeworthy chemistry jokes, you must be wondering to yourself – what happened to all the good ones? Well I can tell you, the answer is simple: all the good ones argon. Thanks for watching nerds, if you want to embarrass yourself by being entertained by more chem jokes, check out this other video. Special thanks to all these YouTubers who hooked us up with their favorite jokes! That was really cool. Thank you so much! If you have some jokes of your own, post them down there in the comments and we’ll try to incorporate them into future videos. Thanks for watching folks, don’t forget to subscribe, and we’ll see you again soon.
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