I'm here at Buzzfeed and I'm gonna

我在Buzzfeed，我要

make my coworkers rap battle. (air horn sounds)

辦一場同事間的饒舌對戰（喇叭音效）

Yo Chris, have you ever freestyle rap battled before?

嘿，Chris，你有沒有參加過即興饒舌比賽？

- Yes.

有的

- Do you want to rap battle?

那你想挑戰饒舌對戰嗎？

- I do not want to rap battle.

我不想饒舌對戰

- All right, Quinta, Chris,

好吧，Quinta，Chris

round one, let's do this.

第一回合，來吧！

So here's a couple rules I'm gonna lay down for you guys.

這裡有幾條我訂的規則需要你們知道

You get 10 points just for like, flow.

如果你講得滔滔不絕的話，可以得10分

- 2 points for every time you cuss.

每講一次髒話就扣2分

You get +2 if you mention a trending topic.

如果你提到一個最近熱門的話題，就可以加2分

Duke, Zayn Malik, Eyebrows, Cats & Dogs, and Taxes.

像是杜克大學，Zayn Malik，眉毛，貓和狗，及稅金

So if you mention one of those, that's +2 points for you.

所以如果你講到以上任何一個主題，都可以得到2分

You guys got it?

你們懂了嗎？

- I'm 'bout to kill my competition like Duke Wisconsin,

我將要贏得這場比賽就像杜克大學贏了威斯康辛大學

you be missin'

你會消失

Quinta you be missin'

Quinta你會消失

Ya family be looking like

你的家人就會像這樣

where is Quinta, I don't know, she's five feet

問Quinta在哪？我不知道，她才五呎高

under you cooking.

因為吃你煮的飯

I got the heater on my lap.

我的大腿上有個暖氣

I bleeped it out, what was that?

我能消音，那到底是什麼？

Bring it back, my man looking at me

把它拿回來。我的朋友看著我的樣子

like can Chris rap?

好像在懷疑Chris會饒舌嗎？

Imma tell you something, yes I'm black

我告訴你，是的，我是黑人

and I can rap.

而且我會饒舌

- My eyebrows on fleek, like Zayn Malik.

我的眉毛很完美，就像Zayn Malik

Your hair's nappy, and trashy

你的頭髮很毛躁，看起來質感很差

just like this beat.

就像這個拍子一樣

Do your taxes, are you rappin'?

去處理你的稅金吧，你那是饒舌嗎？

Are you shining your feet?

你在擦亮你的腳嗎？

Get some new shoes.

換雙新鞋子吧！

What you tryin' to defeat?

什麼？你想要擊敗我？

You got your camera out?

你把相機拿出來？

You need to tape this?

你有需要錄影嗎？

Put it away while I just bake this.

把它收起來吧，我打贏這場比賽了

(airhorn sounds)

（喇叭聲響起）

- Quinta you just won a rap battle.

Quinta你剛贏了饒舌對戰

What are you gonna do next?

接下來你要做什麼？

- Imma go to the kitchen and get a cup of noodles.

我要去廚房吃一碗麵

- You ready?

你準備好了嗎？

- Is Ned ready?

Ned準備好了嗎？

- Oh (bleep) yeah I'm ready mother (bleep).

喔（消音）我準備好了（消音）

Ya arms look weak, have you even been lifting?

你的手臂看起來好瘦弱，你有在舉重嗎？

What's your next video?

你的下一部影片是什麼？

Weak (bleep) toupee 15?

太弱了！（消音）十五頂假髮？

Yo, I'm hot like Duke,

Yo我像杜克大學一樣熱門

I'm fresher than a airplane on that chuke.

但我比那攤吐上面的飛機還要酷

That's what I'm sayin'

這就是我要說的

Chris you can't fight me,

Chris你打不贏我

I'm a ivy league gangster and I'm ready to fight ye.

我是長春藤的痞子而且我準備好要戰鬥了

Uh.

恩

- I'm hoppin' in here right on the same beat,

我正隨著節奏跳動

Imma rap for you so let's call this a treat.

我這饒舌是為你唱的，所以就把它當作一個款待吧

My mom says I need to smile more,

我媽媽說我要多笑一點

I said mom Duke winnin' final 4!

我說：「媽，杜克大學要贏得第四場冠軍賽了。」

Yeah, look.

嘿，你看

I'll get an erection lookin' right here at my own reflection.

我看著自己的倒影時會性興奮起來

Ned you should leave right now,

Ned你該馬上離開

I call that (bleep) a One Direction.

我叫他（消音）一世代

That's a Zayn Malik reference, ya see it?

這引用自Zayn Malik的例子，你懂嗎?

Eyebrows that's the next thing I'll be fleekin.

眉毛是我下一個要吹捧的東西

My eyebrows on fleek.

我的眉毛很完美

Don't really know what that phrase means.

但我不太知道那個片語(on fleek)是什麼意思

- Now for the main battle.

現在，最主要的戰役開始

- Yo wassup Daysha. - Oh, my God.

-Yo哈囉Daysha -我的天呀！

- Are you interested in freestyle rap battling someone?

你對即興饒舌對戰有興趣嗎？

- No!

沒有！

(laughs)

- Pick your opponent.

挑一個競爭對手吧

- Has A.I. been done?

A.l. 玩過了嗎？

So I'm challenging you to a rap battle.

我要向你挑戰饒舌

(laughs)

- M.C. Giggles, let's do this!

咯咯笑的饒舌家，咱們開始吧！

- My name is Daysha but I don't know who Zane is.

我的名字是Daysha但我不知道Zane是誰

Zayn Malik.

是Zayn Malik.

(laughs)

But my eyebrows are on fleek. - Whoo!

但我的眉毛很漂亮。哇！

I don't know stop this beat!

我不知道該說什麼，停下這個節奏

(laughs) - Oh!

喔！

- Talk about Zayn Malik.

談一下 Zayn Malik這個人吧

You think your eyebrows are on fleek.

你覺得你的眉毛很好看

Did you hear about Duke?

你聽過杜克大學的事情嗎？

Your face makes me want to puke.

你的臉讓我想吐

(airhorn sounds) - Oh!

（喇叭聲響）喔！

How do you feel?

你現在有什麼感想？

- Pretty accomplished.

非常有成就感

- Comment, who you think was the greatest M.C. at Buzzfeed.

評論一下吧，你覺得誰是Buzzfeed最厲害的饒舌家？

- You already know when I walk up in the door,

當我走進門的時候，你們就已經知道了

they be sayin' Zachy Zacho he just got that stupid flow.

他們會說Zachy Zacho唱得很糟

When I step right on the floor,

當我踏上那塊地板

it's like you, you gotta go.

就表示你該走了

'Cause you know what Zach Evans

因為你知道Zach Evans

and I'm about to steal the show.

我，準備要稱霸這場秀

- That's right, here we go now.

沒錯，現在我們開始吧

Here we go now.

現在我們開始吧

Cats and dogs,

貓與狗

you a frog.

你是一隻青蛙