So, why do we fart?

Well flatulence, which is the classy way to say fart, is your body getting rid of gas.

That gas entered you either by being swallowed, by seeping into your intestines through your

bloodstream, or was caused by bacteria and other chemical reactions in your guts. That’s

why some foods like beans, which despite being good for your heart, make you more fart because

they contain sugars that the bacteria in your intestines thrive on. The more these bacteria

digest the more gas they put out and the more gas you put out.

Farts smell bad because of the amount of sulfur in them. The more sulfur rich foods you eat

the more your farts will stink, so go easy on the cauliflower. Farts make a noise because

that’s the sound of angels getting their wings Just kidding, it’s your anus vibrating.

Faster farts equal louder farts. So slow your roll and keep your sulfur under control.

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