Garsh, I can't believe you fellers are taking me to Potatoland,

the potato-themed amusement park.

I can't believe it either.

It's been my lifelong dream to visit this place.

(PANTING HEAVILY)

Ah, gee, Goofy, are you sure this is the right way?

Sure I'm sure!

Boy, when I was a youngin', we musta driven past that big Potatoland sign

at least, uh, two, seven, carry the twelve...

(DING)

Fourteen and a half times!

The sign! It's the sign!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

MICKEY: "Welcome to Idaho."

"America's potato land?"

Potatoland, Potatoland...

Uh oh. Uh oh.

Potato-land!

Potato-land!

Potato, potato, potato...

Goofy, are you sure this is the right sign?

Heck Yeah! Every time we drove past it,

alls I could do is dream about how great Potatoland must be.

So, you've never actually...

Seen Potatoland?

I see Potatoland every night.

Every night in my dreams.

Potatolaaa...

Well, goodbye.

Donald wait.

Wait for what?

I'm sorry, Donald.

But we didn't drive four days without stopping or eating

to not make Goofy's dream come true.

And we're not going anywhere until it does.

Come true.

And what are we gonna do?

Build an entire amusement park?

In the middle of that potato field?

Donald, that's a great idea.

Me and my big beak.

(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)

Potato-Land.

(ROOSTER CROWING)

Okay, Goofy, take a look. Your lifelong dream...

Come true! Come true!

Wow.

Uh, Goofy. You gotta take the blindfold off.

Wow!

This is the best dream come true ever!

Well, come on, fellers, what are we waitin' for?

I just can't believe I'm really here.

It feels so... Magical!

What do you say we go on a ride?

A ride! That's a great idea!

OK, go turn the crank, Donald.

Why do I have to turn the crank?

Do you know how to play the organ?

(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)

Faster! Faster!

Faster! Faster!

What did you say?

Donald, this is no time to be taking a nap.

MICKEY: (CREEPY VOICE) As the potato creeps toward the dead oak tree,

potatoes arrive for the midnight spree.

Ah hah hah hah hah.

Oh, gee, I may need a new set of overalls after this.

Oh, wait.

I'm not wearin' overalls!

Scare away!

Ahhh!

(PANICKING)

(DRUM ROLL)

Woo! Yeah!

(COUGHING)

Hey, what's the deal?

GOOFY: Boo!

Hurry up! I'm trying. There's something wrong with the...

Do I have to do everything myself?

(PATRIOTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

DONALD: Four score and seven meals ago.

Our fore-taters brought forth a great gravy.

DONALD: And new potato conceived in casserole.

DONALD: And dedicated to the proposition...

Don't worry, Donald. I found the problem.

That all potatoes are created equal.

(GASPING)

Mr. President! Mr. President!

Of all the typical... (GRUMBLING)

D-D-Donald? Is that you?

That's right, Goofy.

But, but...

I saluted you.

I'm gonna go see the park manager about this.

What?

There is no park manager, because there is no park.

Potatoland isn't real.

What do you mean it's not real?

I mean there's no such thing as Potatoland.

Donald and I stayed up last night and built all of this.

Now what would you go and do a thing like that for?

We did it because he...!

Well, because we...

We wanted to make your dream come true.

Well, garsh fellers. Potatoland might have been a dream,

but our friendship is real.

(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Now come on.

Let's go get a couple of hot fudge potato sundaes.

My treat.

What the...?

MICKEY: The midday sun is thinning the gravy.

Guys, I think I just thought of a new lifelong dream.

MICKEY AND DONALD: What's that, Goofy?

To get the heck outta here!

GOOFY: Last one in is a rotten potato.

DONALD: Hey, wait for me.

DONALD AND GOOFY: What?

MICKEY: Just kidding.