Perfect! (laughs) -Men Try Women's Swimwear

讚啦！(哈哈哈) -超新奇！男人也穿女人的比基尼

- Women's swimwear is uncomfortable.

-女人的比基尼穿起來滿不舒服的

- All right, to be honest, I, I am a little self-conscious.

-好啦，老實說，我覺得有點難為情

- I know there is a one-piece,

-我知道女性泳裝有分連身泳裝

and I know there is a bikini.

還有比基尼

- That's it?

-就這樣？

I mean, how many swimsuits could there be? -Bikini

我的意思是，泳裝不就那樣，還能有什麼花樣？ -比基尼

- Oh, man.

-噢，拜託

I feel like 20 pounds of (beep) in a 10-pound bag.

我覺得自己好像20磅的...(消音)裝在一個10磅的袋子裡

- Oh no! It's even worse than I imagined.

-天哪，這根本比我想像中的還要糟糕！

- Would it be good if I cried during this?

-我如果哭出來，情況會不會好一點？

- To give a booty view, here's what's going on down there.

-為了一覽我的屁股，我把它拉下來給你們看

- My balls are spilling out the front.

-我的蛋蛋好像快露出來了

- My whole butt cheek is out.

-我的屁股整個都露在外面

But I dig it.

但我喜歡

- This has just got too much going on.

-這感覺會一直將我的胸部往上拉

I'm more of a like simple kind of guy. -Monokini

我是那種比較喜歡簡單樸實的人 -單邊上身泳裝

- It looks so much better on the model than,

-這穿在模特兒身上真的比較好看

ooh, nip slip.

喔喔，走光了

- You can see my nipple.

-你可以清楚地看見我的乳頭

- This looks like some shitty abstract painting.

-這看起來像是低俗的抽象畫作

- I look like I'm like the bad guy

-我看起來就像是A片裡

from some kind of bondage-torture porn.

那些折磨性奴隸的壞人

- I've never had my nipples covered like this before.

-我之前從來都沒有過像這樣把乳頭遮住的經驗

- My ass is hanging out.

-我的屁股露出來了

- This is, this is the butt coverage. (OMG)

-這是... 這就是屁股被覆蓋到的範圍 (真是害羞)

Just so you can see.

正如你所見

- It's all, it's in the worst place of my body.

-它全部都塞在我身上最不舒服的地方

- My dick is just like chilling right there,

-我的老二就好像掛在那裡給人家看

for people to see.

然後發冷顫抖著

- Not even a percentage of my dick is out;

-我的老二可不是只露出一點點

the entire dick is out.

而是一整個都露出來

- No one likes side dick.

-沒人喜歡只有半邊的屌

That's not a thing.

那是什麼鬼東西啊

Who the (beep) would ever want to see side dick?

什麼人(消音)會想看只有半邊的屌啊？

I don't want to see a side dick.

我可不想看到只有半邊的老二

- If you saw me running down a beach,

-如果你看到我在沙灘上奔跑

you would be terrified.

你肯定會被嚇到

- You should never feel like you have to wear this, ever. -One-Piece

-你絕對不會想要穿著這件泳衣，絕對不會 -連身泳衣

- I feel like I just popped out of a birthday cake.

-我覺得自己前面好像彈出一個生日蛋糕

- Oh my God, this is...

-我的天啊，這實在是...

- [Voiceover] I think you look hot!

- (旁白)我覺得你看起來很性感！

- You think I look hot?

-你覺得我看起來很辣？

- I'm never going to look at myself the same.

-我絕對不會在這個時候去照鏡子看自己

- I feel a little better about this one.

-我覺得這一件穿起來比較好

- I like the color.

-我喜歡這個顏色

- It's like kind of slimming.

-這看起來像某種瘦身衣

- A little more comfortable.

-舒服多了

I imagine if you had boobs, it wouldn't look as strange.

如果你有胸部的話，或許看起來就不會那麼奇怪

- It makes my butt look good.

-這件泳裝讓我的屁股變得真好看

- This feels like an old bathing suit,

-這看起來像是古人在穿的泳衣

like this feels old-school, this feel vintage.

就感覺挺過時，且滿老派的

- I feel like there's something very sexy about the tie,

-我覺得後面這條帶子有著性感的魅力

where I just naturally want to do that and like,

讓我很自然地會想去拉，像這樣一拉

let the girls breathe. -Tankini

就可以讓女生透透氣 -坦基尼

- Even though this has the most fabric,

-雖然這件用的布料最多

and even though it's the least revealing,

露出來的地方也最少

I feel the sexiest.

但我卻覺得這件是最性感的

- My dick's not out to play,

-我的老二不會跑出來亂晃

my ass is like, nice and covered.

我的屁股也被完好的包覆住呢

I mean, there is the threat of my nipple popping out,

我的意思是，直接就把乳頭露出來，這樣感覺挺危險的

but I mean, you gotta give something up, right.

但重點是，你得一直把泳衣往上拉，是吧？

- The bottoms are so comfortable.

-底下真的好舒服啊

I feel really good, I feel like I can do anything.

我真的覺得很棒，我覺得我能自由活動、不受束縛

- This is definitely like a mom outfit.

-這絕對是典型的媽咪套裝

- I couldn't get anything done in those other,

-我如果穿著其他泳裝，我什麼事也做不了

I woulda had to be tit checking 24 hours a day

一整天穿著那些泳衣，別人可能會一直

in those other bathing suits.

盯著我的乳頭看

- Not surprising to be that it's the one I like the best. -Final Thoughts

-毫無疑問的，這一件就是我最喜歡的泳裝 -總結

- I was kind of shocked at

-令我感到吃驚的是

how difficult they were to put on, to keep on,

她們穿上這些衣服、維持一段時間、四處走動

to wear, to move in.

完成這些動作是多困難的一件事

- I think guys are more geared towards comfort,

-我覺得男人比較傾向於追求舒適的泳裝

whereas girls are more geared towards

反觀女人傾向追求的是

showing off your assets.

展現出她們的美貌

- I think women should wear whatever they feel good in.

-我覺得女人應該穿能讓她們感到舒適的泳衣

- It takes a lot of courage just to wear a bathing suit.

-光是穿件泳衣就需要莫大的勇氣

To all my haters (kiss).

致所有嫉妒我的人 (啾咪)

- (beep) I hate this so much!

-(消音)我真的超討厭這個！

- [Voiceover] You're having a nip slip.

-(旁白)你走光了啦

- Whatever, you get half a nip. It's fine.

-管他的，才看到一顆乳頭而已，沒差啦