Perfect! (laughs) -Men Try Women's Swimwear

- Women's swimwear is uncomfortable.

- All right, to be honest, I, I am a little self-conscious.

- I know there is a one-piece,

and I know there is a bikini.

- That's it?

I mean, how many swimsuits could there be? -Bikini

- Oh, man.

I feel like 20 pounds of (beep) in a 10-pound bag.

- Oh no! It's even worse than I imagined.

- Would it be good if I cried during this?

- To give a booty view, here's what's going on down there.

- My balls are spilling out the front.

- My whole butt cheek is out.

But I dig it.

- This has just got too much going on.

I'm more of a like simple kind of guy. -Monokini

- It looks so much better on the model than,

ooh, nip slip.

- You can see my nipple.

- This looks like some shitty abstract painting.

- I look like I'm like the bad guy

from some kind of bondage-torture porn.

- I've never had my nipples covered like this before.

- My ass is hanging out.

- This is, this is the butt coverage. (OMG)

Just so you can see.

- It's all, it's in the worst place of my body.

- My dick is just like chilling right there,

for people to see.

- Not even a percentage of my dick is out;

the entire dick is out.

- No one likes side dick.

That's not a thing.

Who the (beep) would ever want to see side dick?

I don't want to see a side dick.

- If you saw me running down a beach,

you would be terrified.

- You should never feel like you have to wear this, ever. -One-Piece

- I feel like I just popped out of a birthday cake.

- Oh my God, this is...

- [Voiceover] I think you look hot!

- You think I look hot?

- I'm never going to look at myself the same.

- I feel a little better about this one.

- I like the color.

- It's like kind of slimming.

- A little more comfortable.

I imagine if you had boobs, it wouldn't look as strange.

- It makes my butt look good.

- This feels like an old bathing suit,

like this feels old-school, this feel vintage.

- I feel like there's something very sexy about the tie,

where I just naturally want to do that and like,

let the girls breathe. -Tankini

- Even though this has the most fabric,

and even though it's the least revealing,

I feel the sexiest.

- My dick's not out to play,

my ass is like, nice and covered.

I mean, there is the threat of my nipple popping out,

but I mean, you gotta give something up, right.

- The bottoms are so comfortable.

I feel really good, I feel like I can do anything.

- This is definitely like a mom outfit.

- I couldn't get anything done in those other,

I woulda had to be tit checking 24 hours a day

in those other bathing suits.

- Not surprising to be that it's the one I like the best. -Final Thoughts

- I was kind of shocked at

how difficult they were to put on, to keep on,

to wear, to move in.

- I think guys are more geared towards comfort,

whereas girls are more geared towards

showing off your assets.

- I think women should wear whatever they feel good in.

- It takes a lot of courage just to wear a bathing suit.

To all my haters (kiss).

- (beep) I hate this so much!

- [Voiceover] You're having a nip slip.

- Whatever, you get half a nip. It's fine.