God damn it, gump, you're a goddamn genius.

That's the most outstanding answer I've ever heard.

You must have a goddamn I.Q. Of 160.

You are goddamn gifted, private gump.

Listen up, people!

Now for some reason, I fit in the army

Like one of them round pegs.

It's not really hard.

You just make your bed neat,

Remember to stand up straight,

And always answer every question

With "yes, drill sergeant."

Is that clear?

Yes, drill sergeant!

What you do is drag your nets along the bottom.

On a good day,

You can catch over a hundred pounds of shrimp.

Everything goes all right,

2 men shrimping 10 hours,

Less what you spends on gas--

Done, drill sergeant!

Gump!

Why did you put that weapon together so quickly?

You told me to, drill sergeant.

Jesus h. Christ.

This is a new company record.

If it wasn't a waste

Of a fine enlisted man,

I'd recommend you for o.C.S., private gump.

You're going to be a general someday!

Now disassemble your weapon and continue!

Anyway, like I was saying,

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea.

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it,

Bake it, saute it.

They's, uh, shrimp kabobs, shrimp creole,

Shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried,

Stir fried.

There's pineapple shrimp

And lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp,

Pepper shrimp,

Shrimp soup, shrimp stew,

Shrimp salad,

Shrimp in potatoes,

Shrimp burger,

Shrimp sandwich.

That--that's about it.