[alarm wailing]

[警報響聲]

It ends here, King Lhoga!

烙甲王，我要結束這一切！

Aah!

啊啊啊啊！

[roars]

[吼叫聲]

[glass shattering]

[玻璃碎聲]

King Lhoga's Hyper-Flame is too strong!

烙甲王的威猛烈焰太強大了！

There's only one way I can defeat him.

要打敗他只有一個辦法

Battleman X!

戰鬥人X！

Red Diamond Scorpion Tail: activate!

珠寶紅鑽石蠍子毒尾：啟動!

Now you'll see what true power--

現在，讓你見識一下真正的力量...

- Hey, whoa, whoa. - What?

-嘿，誒誒，休蛋一下 -幹嘛啊？

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

誒誒誒誒誒誒誒誒誒

- Is that your dick? - What?

-那是你的屌嗎？ -什麼？

What the hell else would I be talk--

我還能指什麼...

I'm saying is that, right there, between your legs.

我說，那個東西，在你的兩隻腿中間

- Is that your dick? - No.

-那是你的屌嗎？ -不是啊

It's my Red Diamond Scorpion Tail!

它是我的珠寶紅鑽石蠍子毒尾！

Uh, I don't know, man.

額，我不知道餒

- It looks a lot like a dick. - What?

-看起來很像屌 -什麼？

It's not really cool to whip out your dick while we're fighting,

我們戰鬥到一半你把屌就這樣掏出來，很詭異耶

or whatever.

你有事嗎？

It's not a dick. Watch this.

它不是屌，你瞧

[grunting]

[喘息聲]

[explosion] [people screaming]

[爆炸] [人群尖叫聲]

- See? - Oh, okay.

-看到了嗎？ -額，好

If anything, I'm more convinced it's a dick now.

我必須說，我越來越覺得那是你的屌了

No. It's an energy weapon.

不是辣！它是一個能量武器

[grunting]

[喘息聲]

Excuse me. [whistles]

不好意思 [吹口哨]

Whoa, you are really consumed with that dick.

哇，你真的毫無旁鶩在橋你那隻屌

Sorry, there's a short refractory period between blasts.

不好意思，它在發射跟發射間有個「無能」期

Please don't say refractory.

請不要說「無能」

Quit stalling and meet your fate, King Lhoga!

不要再拖時間了，烙甲王快來領死吧！

Red Diamond Scorpion Tail: enter Mega Mode 9!

珠寶紅鑽石蠍子毒尾：進入究極模式九！

Wow, that is the most dick-like thing I've ever seen,

你妹的，那是我這輩子看過最像屌的東西

and I've fought Dickulon.

甚至我跟屌獸 (Dickulon) 戰鬥過都沒有這種不良觀感

Look, I think I'm just gonna go, okay?

算了，我覺得，我要閃了

The city is safe once again.

這個城市再度的安全了

King Lhoga has been defeated by Battleman X!

烙甲王已經被戰鬥人X擊敗！

Okay, all right, I'm sorry, excuse me.

額好的，不好意思，休蛋一下

For the record, uh, I wasn't defeated.

我插個話，額，我沒有被擊敗

I'm leaving because it got weird.

我只是因為情況變得太怪異所以我要閃了