Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles After the mind-blowing success of the Avengers the game changing thrill of the winter Solidier and the unexpected surprise of Guardians of the Galaxy You thought there was no way the next Avengers could lift up to the high You were right. Avengers, Age of Ultron I mean it's definitely good but just not great You know I mean, like certainly enjoyable but you know man... we're gonna catch hell for this, are we? When the Mandarin seemingly killed Iron Man and took the president hostage The Avengers didn't assemble When Malaga almost destroyed the universe the Avengers didn't assemble And when a terroist organization infiltrated Shield and came just seconds away from killing millions the Avengers still didn't assemble But when a remote Hydra base might be hiding something every single avenger is assembling all up in his business for even more group shots Hey, does that mean we can finally stop using this one? Joss Whedon is back at the helm and more beat down than ever In the second one Job just got harder I have all these restrictions but also I will lead guidelines As he does his best to meet the unrealistic nerd expectations and tries to make a stand alone sequel as good as Empire Strikes Back or Godfather, too that also sets up a civil war Everytime someone tries to win the war before it starts, innocent people die. and sets up an Infinity war A mind stone is the fourth from the infinity stones that show up in the last few years and sets up Thor: Ragnarok We are all dead, can you not see it? and sets up Black Panther Wakanada? Wa... Wa..Wa... Wakanda and fitting Disney Corp. cross promotions Gentlemen, strings, son and fun In a juggling act so insanely difficult he turned down the sequel, quit Twitter and doen't have any new films in development Oh...ah...guys... I think we just broke Joss Whedon He needs a hug. Experience the movie equivalent of empty engine and tire toy box and smashing all your action figures into each other as the Avengers roster bloats even further with Vision, Scarlet Which and Quicksilver who for some reason are never called Vision, Scarlet Which or Quicksilver one as a lame Russian knock off of the X-man that Fox did way better one has hand wavy mind control powers and can also stop trains and the other is a beam shooting 3D printed by vanadium robot plus Jarvis plus the mind stone who can fly and makes capes? What? Can one of you guys explain Vision to me? I have no idea who or what it is. You've seen great Marvel movie villains like Loki and... no... definitely not not even close guess this is still just Loki Now get ready for another generically evil one-off villain who hates the Avengers for reasons with an over complicated plot to evolve and or destroy the world by turning an Estern European city into a meteor Not a great plan You've been waiting for years to see your heros come together again Now watch them fight for limited screen time for a brush side plot like Black Widow's black swan school Thor's magic Jacuzzi If the water spirit accepts me, I can return to my dream. Captain America's old party theme and the most out of left field love story since Spock and Uhura but don't worry, there's still plenty of time left over for your least favorite Avengers to become your third or fourth least favorite Avenger Oh... ok... good for you We like you now Get ready for everything you love about the first Avengers's movie all over again Mind control again... Looking for Loki's scepter again... A Thanos's tease again... A final showdown against the faceless army with a ticking clock again... and tons of reeps... we are under !@#$%^&* you don't want me, do you Guy's multiplying faster than a catholic rabbit we won't hold it against you if you can get it up. and he did a banksy of the crime scene with the advantages of... Stop quipping! It's a good talk. You know it wasn't. I didn't say you could leave. You are not worth it. * language you son of the bitch kiss your mother with that mouth? You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini Obviously you never made an omlet you beat me by one second Oh man. These things are gonna to be insufferable when Ant man the Star-Lord show up Starring... Mr. Roggers Hank Pym Beats by Bruce Good luck finding her action figure Archer Farm and furious So that's what Andy Serkis looks like Resting witch face The quick and the dead CGI balls Super Siri Skynet And the new Avengers Yeah~ Avengers, Roughly One Week of Ultron I'm calling it. The shield helicarrier will become the NCU's eagles The eagles are coming. Be sure to subcribe for more honest trailers my tight are way to tight The call is coming from inside...your phone Not the face, never the face. There are no strings on me Clowns Farting Rub-a-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub
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