Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - [sighs] - [clears throat] - CAN YOU TOTALLY CHILL OUT? - NO, I'M SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW. CAN YOU, LIKE, NOT TALK TO ME FOR, LIKE, A SECOND? LIKE, THAT'D BE GREAT. THAT'D BE FINE. THAT'D BE FINE BY ME. WHAT? OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS IS BULL[bleep]. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE PROBLEM WITH LETTING TWO MORE PEOPLE IN? - CHECK YOUR GIRL, BRO. - I'M SORRY. - EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY? "CHECK YOUR GIRL"? UH-UHH, IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. NO ONE CHECKS ME BECAUSE I'M NOT LUGGAGE. OKAY? SO YOU CAN GO [bleep] YOURSEE-ELF. - MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY, TWO MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME OUT IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS, AND THEN WE CAN GO IN. - NO! LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING IN THE GREEN MILE? - HE WASN'T IN THE GREEN MILE! HE CLEARLY WASN'T IN THAT MOVIE. - WHAT DOES TOM HANKS'S PENIS FEEL LIKE? - MEEGAN! - MOREOVER, HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN SWARMS OF BEES ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR FACE? - SERIOUSLY, I'M SORRY. IT'S, LIKE, HER FAVORITE MOVIE. - DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME! YEAH, THIS IS NICE, THIS IS NICE. YOU LOOK LIKE COMMON MEETS THE INCREDIBLE HULK. - MEEGAN-- - WHEN YOU BROUGHT THE FRANKINCENSE TO BABY JESUS, DID THEY, LIKE... - OH. - MAKE YOU STAND OUTSIDE THE BARN BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BIG, OR DID THEY INVITE YOU IN WITH ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS? DON'T FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS AT ME, OKAY? - HE'S-- - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPOLITE THAT IS? - HE HASN'T MOVED HIS NOSTRILS ONCE SINCE WE GOT HERE. - I SAW THEM MOVE! - THEY DID NOT MOVE, MEEGAN. - THEY FLARED! - MEEGAN, THEY [bleep] DID NOT MOVE! - YOUR NOSTRILS FLARED MORE THAN A SURVIVOR FROM A BOAT ACCIDENT. - WHAT? - HE'S NOT EVEN LOOKING ME IN THE EYES. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO CONTINUE TO BE A LITTLE PRICK, YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS KICKED. - DON'T TOUCH HIM, MEE-- MEEGAN. - [scoffs] CRAZY BITCH. - [gasps] [squeaks] - [sighs] OH! - I TOTALLY LOVE MY NAILS RIGHT NOW. I'M SO OVER EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW, OVER THE FLOOR, I'M OVER THE SKY, I'M OVER YOU, OVER THAT PUSSY BACK THERE. YOU'RE A PUSSY! - MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY. - WHATEVER. - [makes kissing sounds] - NICE LEGS, LITTLE LADY. [laughter] - UM, EXCUSE ME? - OH, GOD! - HEY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT THE [bleep] DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU GUYS COME BACK HERE WITH YOUR LITTLE ITTY-BITTY DICKS. - YOU BEST CONTROL YOUR LADY. - YUP. - [gasps] EXCUSE-- "CONTROL YOUR LADY"? NO, HE DOESN'T CONTROL ME, 'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I'M NOT A REMOTE. - MEEGAN, BABY, CAN WE JUST LET THIS GO? - NO, I'M TALKING TO THE PUSSIES OF ANARCHY RIGHT NOW. - OH, BOY. - YEAH, YOU. WHY DON'T YOU ALL GATHER YOURSELVES, AND WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND FIGURE OUT A WAY TO [bleep] ON EACH OTHER'S LEATHERY PENI. - HEY, [bleep] YOU, BITCH! - [gasps] - OH, NO. - [squeaks] - [sighs] IT'S NOT EVEN THE PLURAL OF "PENIS." [punching thud] - YEAH! [thugs laughing] - I'M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD! YES! I FEEL INVINCIBLE! LIKE I HAVE SUPER POWERS OR SOMETHING. HA HA! YOU HEAR THAT, ALL YOU [bleep] OF THE WORLD? I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME. - BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOUR OWN FIGHTS, YOU CRAZY BITCH! - [gasps] - OH, BOY. - [squeaks] - OH, NO. - [squeaks] - [sighs] UGH! OH. - NOTHING CAN STOP ME!
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