Who is this?

- My name is Troye Sivan.

- So, today we've had a day, okay?

So first we tried to film a video,

What was it?

I don't even remember.

How much do you put?

Troye Sivan.

- Stop. Is it gross?

Whose?

(laughing)

- Whose butt is that?

- Oh my God, Alfie?

- Can I show it?

When we went on a walk,

but I used my

- Segway with no thing.

- And I fell on my ass.

- All I been hearing for the last like hour is,

oh my goodness.

- I needed Life Alert.

Do you have Life Alert in Australia?

(laughing)

So, we're filming a video called,

I don't even know what its called.

Look right here, what is it called?

Wow, what a great title.

We're gonna re-enact some ASMR.

We're making our own ASMR,

do you even know what ASMR is?

- I have no idea.

- Its a perceptual phenomenon characterized as a distinct,

pleasurable tingling sensation in the head,

scalp, back, in response to visual,

auditory, tactile

- Is that something like when you get the chills?

- Listen, so yeah, no,

it's kinda like if you hear like whispering

or like scratches or things,

it kinda gives like a tingle on your body.

So, I'm gonna show Troye some,

not BDSM, ASMR,

because he's never seen it before.

I literally brought it up tonight

and he was like, "what is it?" and I was like,

turn on the lights and the camera.

- His exact response, literally.

- So, this one is called

Super Long Relaxing ASMR Hair Cut.

- Hair cut?

You know that this lady

- It's 50 minutes long.

- She spends her entire life just getting chills.

(woman in the video mumbling)

What?

(laughing)

Speak up, bitch.

- Its an easy grip handle.

Now, there's an ASMR receptionist role play

that I really kinda like.

There's also gay ones,

where they compliment you.

Yup, yup.

Wait, do you want that one?

- Typical Friday night at the Oakley household.

Describe what's happening

in an ASMR voice.

- There's a man with a scruff.

- A scruff, one scruff.

He's talking.

Do you think he filmed this himself?

- Yes.

- This is the future of my Youtube channel.

It's just a really nice tingle,

it goes all the way down your spine,

down to the small of your back.

- The small of my back hurts.

So, we have a whole bunch of ASMR challenges.

- Can I go first, please?

- You go first.

- Crack some bones.

(knuckle cracking)

- Why you gotta breathe and stuff?

- Oh, no click.

(laughing)

What an anti-climax.

Okay, wait.

Get on my back.

Get it on my back.

- Oh, I thought you were saying.

- No, put it on my back.

Are you there?

(Back cracking)

Ahhh.

- Okay, next one, next one, next one.

Compliment the other person.

Oh Troye, you have very curly hair,

and it is brown.

- Is that a compliment

or is that just an observation?

- Your voice.

- Huh?

- I didn't ask for a demonstration.

Next challenge.

- Find something in the kitchen

that sounds weird.

- One of my favorite things is a grape.

- One of my favorite foods are grapes.

I love the way they just

kind of burst in your mouth.

(bag crinkling)

- That is good sound for this.

- Shhh.

- Sorry, I got excited.

(crunching)

We're done, you're done, you're done.

Act like you've just fallen off a handless segway.

(moaning)

Jeez oh peets.

- Were you saying jeez la peas?

- Jeez oh peets.

- Jeez oh peas.

- Jeez oh peets.

Jeezle peetsals.

- Beets?

- Beets, no. Peets.

Oh, my back.

- You're up.

Use a laptop.

One of my favorite features on these laptops

is the lovely tapping sound that you get from the keyboard,

let's have a listen to that, shall we?

(keyboard tapping)

- Don't. What are you?

You're breaking shit, you're breaking shit.

- I'm like pressing buttons on his computer,

not now.

- This one says, why do I sound like this?

- I don't know, you don't have to do it.

- Why, wait, what's my normal voice?

(laughing)

This one says, make mouth noises so,

I just want you to relax.

(laughing)

I'm just trying to make some noises, listen.

- Explain the premise of the Minion movie.

So, once upon a time,

there was some yellow kids,

that had a child that was a little deformed,

and they named him.

- Minion.

- Minion.

- Drink a beer.

(glass clinking)

I'm just tryin' to make noises for them.

(blowing on glass)

(laughing)

Convince people to pre-order Binge and Wild. Wow.

You should definitely pick up Wild,

it's an immaculation of six key holes

into the world of Troye's music.

- Binge is a book by Youtube star

and author Tyler Oakalie.

Featuring 12 chapters?

- Ah.

- 16?

17?

20?

25?

What the fuck? 30?

Make sure to pre-order yourself a copy.

- You can pre-order Wild on Itunes.

(scratching on mic)

- Oh.

- I kinda like it.

- Yeah.

- So, that's ASMR.

I feel like I should,

maybe that's gonna be my new career.

If you want me to be an ASMR Youtuber,

from now on.

Give this video a thumbs up

and if you don't want me to,

also give this video a thumbs up.

- Makes sense to me.

- If you have any opinion

- [Both] Whatsoever

- Go subscribe to Troye, he's the best.

- Please

- And we'll see you guys another time.

- Love you.

- And go pre-order wild

and go pre-order Binge.

Kay, deuces.

- Bye.

- Listen to a candle burning.

- I want

- Oh, its hot.

One of my favorite sounds is the crackle

of a fire

wood burning.

- Wood burning.

(laughing)