Have you heard that?

[cheers and applause]

Adele and I are good friends, and a lot of people don't realize her new song is based on a conversation that we had.

Um... [audience laughter]

Take a look.

[piano music]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

[singing] Hello?

It's me.

Oh, hey, Adele. What's going on with you?

[singing] I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet.

I'm... the connection's bad.

Did you say you're eating beets?

[audience laughter]

[singing] To go over everything.

[crunching noise]

I'm sorry.

I was eating chips. What did you say?

[singing] Hello?

[crunching] Still can't--hold on.

[singing] Can you hear me?

Well, yes. Can you hear me?

[singing] Hello? - Hello?

I'm still here.

Let's wrap... I'm in a hurry.

You're talking so slowly.

[singing] I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be.

Okay, so you're in California, and what?

[singing] When we were younger and free.

[audience laughter]

It might be easier to hear you if you stopped playing that piano.

[singing] I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet.

Seriously, speed it up.

I'm kind of in a hurry. Just get to the point.

[singing] And a million miles ...

[phone rings] Hold on.

Hold on, I have another call.

- Hello? - [singing] You used to call me on my cell phone.

Oh, Drake, hi, hi.

I have been so busy. I've been meaning to call.

I have. Can you hold on?

I gotta get rid of this other call.

It's Adele. So slowly.

I'll tell you about it in a minute.

Hello... Adele? Adele.

Drake?

[phone rings]

- Hello? - [singing] Hello?

[audience laughter] Hi, Lionel.

Is it me you're looking for?

No. I was not looking for you.

[singing continues]

Seriously, I... I can't talk.

[cheers and applause]

Call waiting gets me. I don't know how to do it.