I SEND MY WRITER AMY ALONE TO A HAUNTED HOUSE,

BUT THIS YEAR, I DISCOVERED SOMETHING EVEN BETTER:

SENDING MY PRODUCER ANDY WITH HER.

LAST WEEK, I SENT THEM BOTH

TO THE HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS.

IT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I IMAGINED

IN MY WILDEST DREAMS.

IT ALREADY HAS OVER 4.5 MILLION HITS ON YOUTUBE.

AND THE OTHER DAY, I THOUGHT, "WELL, LET'S KEEP DOING THIS."

SO I SENT THEM BOTH TO THE QUEEN MARY'S DARK HARBOR...

[cheers and applause]

WHICH APPARENTLY IS EVEN SCARIER,

WHICH MAKES ME EVEN HAPPIER.

LET'S WATCH.

[sinister carnival music]

- HI, ELLEN.

WE'RE AT THE QUEEN MARY'S DARK HARBOR,

AND ANDY AND I ARE ABOUT TO GO THROUGH THE CIRCUS MAZE.

- IT'S CALLED THE CIRCUS MAZE? - ARE YOU READY?

- WE'RE GOOD. - OKAY.

ANDY, YOU HAVE TO GO FIRST.

OH, NO!

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. ANDY!

- IT'S FINE. WE'RE GOOD.

WE'RE GOOD.

- I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE. ANDY.

I DON'T LIKE THIS.

- IT'S JUST MIRRORS.

- [screams]

NO! NO!

NO. I CAN SEE IT.

- IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.

- [screams]

- IT'S FUNNY.

HA-HA! IT'S FUNNY.

HONESTLY, JUST-- IT'S FUNNY.

FUNNY. OKAY.

- OH, MY GOD.

ANDY!

- WE-- MIRRORS. GOT IT.

- ANDY, GO, GO. ANDY, GO.

- IS THIS NORMAL? - [screams]

[all screaming]

- AMY. - [screams]

OH, MY GOD.

- GO.

[both scream]

- HOW MUCH-- - OKAY.

- HI. OKAY.

ONCE I SEE 'EM-- - GO, GO, GO.

- ONCE YOU SEE THEM, IT'S NOT BAD.

IT'S THE--

- [screams]

- ARE WE--

IS THIS THE RIGHT WAY?

OKAY.

- WHERE'D THAT CHICK GO?

[screams]

[all screaming]

YOU GO!

GO!

ANDY!

- I SEE YOU.

I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.

- [cackling]

- HELLO?

- STOP.

- [screams]

[both laugh]

- THANK GOD WE MADE IT.

[all scream]

WE'RE GOOD. WE GOT IT.

- ONCE THEY'RE OUT--

- YEAH.

- [screams]

- STOP. GO.

STOP.

- [screams] - GET OUT.

- STOP! WE SAW YOU!

- OKAY.

- DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

- NO, I DON'T--

'CAUSE I DON'T-- - [growling]

- OH, GOD. OKAY.

OKAY, NO. I SEE YOU.

[whip cracks]

WE'RE GOOD. I'M GOOD.

[all scream]

- OKAY.

GOT IT. I SAW YOU.

GOOD.

GOOD WORK.

- ANDY, PLEASE WAIT FOR ME.

- I'M--WHERE AM I GOING?

WE'RE IN A CIRCLE!

[whip cracks]

- [cackling] - [screams]

-ANDY! - JUST--

ANDY!

- [screams]

- ANDY. ANDY?

[both scream]

- THAT'S IT? WE'RE GOOD.

- OKAY. I THINK WE'RE GOOD.

- OKAY. ALL RIGHT, NOW.

- I DID IT.

[all scream]

- ANDY. - OKAY.

STOP IT, YOU [bleep] WEIRDO!

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU. - THANK YOU.

[cheers and applause]

- OH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WITH ALLISON SWEENEY.

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