Today is October 21, 2015

It is the day, too, which Marty McFly and Doc. Brown travel and back to the future too.

I remember when I first saw the movie,

and it was amaz... and you know, part of the fun was

it was amazing what life might be like 30 years in the future.

And now we're actually here in the future...

Great Scott

Doc, where are we?

According to my calculations, it is the year 2015, Marty.

The future!

Well, 2015. That's heavy.

Now all these people must get here by flying cars.

Ah, no... You know what? We never figure out flying cars actually.

We never did figure that out.

- Oh... - Who are you?

I'm sorry. My name is Jimmy Kimmel. You time travel into the middle of my talk show.

You have a talk show?

Yeah.

What happened to Johnny Carson?

Oh.

He passed, Johnny Carson passed away.

No!

I did not know that.

Yeah, he did.

I'm sorry you have to find out on TV.

It's...but it's was quite a while ago

when he was older.

TV, people are watching us on TV right now?

Yeah, ah people are..

People are watching us on TV right now.

Oh but honestly, most people are probably watches on their phones on their toilets tomorrow.

That's gross.

It's better than it sound.

Not so terrible.

It's really, actually, kind of fun.

So, you haven't invented flying cars yet?

No, we have not.

Yep.

We do at least have Hoverboard?

They call them Hoverboards, but they are not really Hoverboards.

Yep.

Did you chip peace in the Middle East?

Oh, no, no, no.

Are the Cubs in the playoff?

Ya, they actually are.

The cubs in the playoff, unless they got eliminated.

And the Mets in the playoffs too, yeah.

That sounds good, but if you don't mind me asking

What the hell have you guys been doing for 30 years?

Oh, that see, 30 years...ah...

Oh, ya know what, we invented this thing called "the cronut".

It's like part croissant, part donut and they put them together.

It's actually quite delicious.

Really good.

I got it. You see it's very exciting.

Doc, it seems like 2015 kind of sucks.

Yes, apparently they have a lot of column cultural achievements of this area...

are no someone overwhelming.

Smile.

What is this?

This is... I'm taking a selfie with you guys.

This is how we document important life events now.

Is this some sort portable telecommunication device?

Well, no. Kind actually this is the best thing about the future.

It's called the smartphone.

Great Scott!

It's a tiny super computer.

Yeah.

This must allow... astrophysicists to triangulate complex equations.

Well, I guess it probably could do that,

but mainly we use it to send little smiley faces to each other,

pictures of eggplants, that sort of thing.

So, it not really what we use it for.

What's a Grindr?

Oh, that's... that's...nothing.

That's nothing.

That'll be ended it out.

Can I get that?

Excuse me?

- Excuse me, sirs? - Yes?

Ah... I know it sounds a little ridiculous,

but you gonna..

Any problem?

You gonna have to keep it down.

You see, you're just too darn loud.

You know what?

Huey Lewis is right.

We are too darn loud.

And I... Huey Lewis is always right.

If you just give me that phone, thank you very much.

What happened to the clock tower?

Oh, the clock tower is...

Oh, that's been gone for a long time.

They tore it down and built a Buffalo Wild Wings.

What about Biff?

Oh, Biff! You know what! Biff is here!

Few months ago he lost his job,

but he's working as a...

He's working for us as our stage manager now.

Hello, buttheads!

Hey, Biff!

Not that Biff.

It was that guy Biff in 1985 became a rich, evil, maniacal casino owner and ruined the world.

Oh! Now I know who you're talking about.

That guy's running for president right now.

He's um... doing very well, I think.

Doc, I thought you said the future was kind of... good?

I did.

I believe we may have inadvertently travelled into an alternate 2015

where human evolution has been stopped stopped by superfluous technology.

And Biff raises supreme

He does.

Sorry for disappointed.

Marty, I need you to stay here

while I'll travel back to 1985,

figure out where is all went wrong and repair the space-time continuum.

All right.

Doctor.

Doc?

You're not gonna take the car?

Hey, can I ask one question before you go?

I know you're not supposed to tell people their future,

but do you know how I'm going to die?

Yes.

Would you tell me?

- Next week. - Yeah.

A bunch of angry children tear you to shreds.

Why?

When you tell their mothers to take away their Halloween candy.

Thank you, doctor.

Doc Brown, everybody.

I'm dealing with a lot right now.

That's really great to have you here, Marty.

We're going ad, when we come back, Michael Andrew Fox's gonna be with us.

Teen Wolf!

Teen Wolf, that's right!

Teen Wolf.