Go!

Pikachu!

Pikachu, use, (...) thunderbolt!

Pika-pi, pika!

Ow!

Venusaur, oh no!

Counterattack with whatever you feel like, man!

Wait, hold on, what?

Ve- I mean Venusaur, with a question mark.

Yea, I don't know, whatever-

Dude, come on, man.

Fffuck, I mean Venusaur.

I don't know what my fucking attacks are, dude.

You're the one who keeps track of that shit,

I just fuckin' take the hits for you.

Pikachu, use thunder..smash!

Pikachu!

Ow! Fuck! Ahhh God!

Man, this is- I mean Venusaur!

Look, I don't care what you fuckin' do.

I don't even know what-

Just say fuckin' solar beam.

I mean Venusaur.

Whatever, do solar beam.

Yea, OK, thanks...

Venusaur...Gnhaauuuur...

Pikachu, while he's (m) charging his thunder..smash,

use your bolt...of lightning.

Pikachu!!!

Oahh! Oww!

OK, am I gonna do the thunder-

well I don't need your permission for this one,

I mean, uph, Venusaur.

Bam!

Fuck! Ow! God! my fuckin' knee!

That's my kneee!

Damn it!

Ssssshit!

Ahhhh! man!

Why didn't you evolve me, you asshole?

Because I love you, Pikachu, and-

Do you want me to lose?

Is that what you want?

Christ!

[vomits]

And all you are feeding me is puffins!

I need nurishments!

Tauros meat or something-

We don't.. we don't kill Pokémon-

We do!

We do it for you, you fuckin' assholes!

Goddamn-

Look, man, I'm total..I'm..I'm really sorry about-

Fuck you, man, you suck!

You stupid evolved..prick!

What do you even do?

You just...you just a(ff), plant...

Shut up, man!

It's all you fuckin' fault-

Hey, I didn't even-

You were the one who was all: "Oh, I gotta do an attack"!

...You could have just walked away...

..but you didn't, you prick!

So fuck you, you dumbass...

My knee!

Ah man...

fuckin- oww!

Ah!

My..my knee!

Ah!