One thousand and one yellow daffodils Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear

Are they trying to tell you something Youre missing that one final screw

Youre simply not in the pink my dear To be honest you haven't got a clue

I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened - happened It finally happened - ooh oh

It finally happened I'm slightly mad

Oh dear

I'm one card short of a full deck I'm not quite the shilling

One wave short of a shipwreck I'm not my usual top billing

I'm coming down with a fever I'm really out to sea

This kettle is boiling over I think I'm a banana tree

Oh dear

I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened - happened It finally happened - uh huh

It finally happened Im slightly mad

Oh dear

Ooh ooh ah ah Ooh ooh ah ah

I'm knitting with only one needle Unravelling fast it's true

I'm driving only three wheels these days But my dear how about you

I'm going slightly mad I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened It finally happened - oh yes

It finally happened I'm slightly mad

Just very slightly mad

And there you have it