I love you.

I love you.

I love the way you make me feel.

You make me feel like anything is possible.

You always make me happy.

You show me things that I could never imagine.

You and I, we just...fit.

You know what I want.

And I always know what you need.

It's all the little things.

You got a beautiful soul.

You can just be so cheesy sometimes.

I would stand in rainstorms and blizzards just to be with you.

You don't always look this good.

What I mean is...

after all these years,

you just keep getting better and better.

You're so hot.

You make me look good.

And I am super selfish.

I always want you to myself.

When things get difficult,

I love that we can always start over

I love that there's two of you.

And I will never crease you.

I love how you feel in my hands,

and that you're Bluetooth enabled.

There's always something new with you.

And I love that you have no commercials.

I love how you make all my problems go away.

I love how you make all my problems go away.

Wait, did I say that?

I love that you're only a phone call away.

And it's only $6.99 on Wednesday?

Pepperoni pizza?

Ahh...yeah.

So....ahh...

You eating alone tonight?

Well I...

guess I am missing a little bit of...heat now, aren't I?

You know those chillies flake?

You know the one in the packages?

Yeah. Thanks! Bye!

Hey,

so are we still going to go out tonight or what?

Megan, no!

Why?

Everytime.