I am Muslim, but I'm not forced to wear a headscarf.

I am Muslim, but I don't wear the hijab.

I am Muslim, but I'm not dangerous unless we're on the dance floor.

I am Muslim, but I don't care if you're Shia, or Sunni, or Sufi. Embrace 'em all.

I am Muslim, but I'm not a terrorist.

But I'm not a terrorist.

But I'm not a terrorist.

But I'm not stopped at airports because my name is Tom and I'm white.

I'm Muslim, but I'm not Arab.

I'm Muslim, but I love Jews.

I'm Muslim, but I'm not an immigrant.

I'm Muslim, but I'm not homophobic.

But I'm not prejudiced towards others.

But I don't hate America.

I'm Muslim, but I'm not easily offended.

I'm Muslim, but I don't look like one.

I'm Muslim, but I had bacon one time on accident. It was good.

I'm Muslim, but I don't scream (speaking other language) out loud.

I'm Muslim, but I was't the one who told kids that there was no Santa.

I'm Muslim, but you can be whatever you wanna be.

(I'm Muslim, and .....)

I'm Muslim, and I'm a feminist.

I'm Muslim, and I believe in equality.

I'm Muslim, and I'm descended from pilgrims on the Mayflower.

I'm Muslim, and I love listening to rap music.

I'm Muslim, and I love Thanksgiving.

I was born and raised in Los angeles.

And I'm an actress.

I'm Muslim, and I love dancing.

And I'm a spoken word poet.

And I'm a hip pop artist.

And I ride a motocycle.

And I love Ohio City football.

I'm Muslim, and I love smiling.

I'm a Muslim, and I date even though my parents hate it.

I’m Muslim, and I like to surf.

And I’m a writer.

And my best friends are not Muslim.

And I’m a convert. What, what?

I’m Muslim, and that doesn’t contradict with being American.

I’m Muslim, and my religion teaches me to love everyone.