But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else. Right.

I don't see her with a boyfriend. I think that puts me on deck.

- [Laughs] - Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy since we went out.

I mean, that like makes me 50% of her entire guy-related life.

You dipshit.

She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept with at least three.

- What? - When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with,

multiply it by three and that's the real number.

[Laughs] Didn't you fuckers learn anything at college?

Look, he did not sleep with three girls, okay?

Much like Sly and the Family Stone aren't gonna dance on in here...

and gang-bang me between the Afros and the bell bottoms, okay?

It's not gonna happen.

Kevin Meyers did not sleep with three girls at Michigan.

But why would he lie to me? It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three.

But why would he lie to me? It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three.

The rule of what? Three.

A guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that.

Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total.

So, if Kevin's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none.

- None? - Rule of three.

It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.